— Budweiser (@budweiserusa) April 14, 2023
Budweiser.
We’re an American beer, and we love America.
We love Ford trucks out on the range, wearing cowboy hats, and driving through the mud. We like to get our hands dirty in the garage, fixing our power tools so our teenage boys can play with them. We like a taste of home cooking, just like mama used to make.
Then, when all that’s through, we like to blow off some stream, and fuck a man up the ass.
Budweiser has released a new patriotic advertisement as its parent company struggles with controversy over its endorsement partnership with transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney.
The advertisement, which was released on social media Friday, features one of Budweiser’s famous Clydesdale horses traversing the country from New York City to the Grand Canyon, passing by scenes in the American heartland as a narrator delivers a patriotic message.
“This is a story bigger than beer,” the ad’s narrator says in the ad. “This is the story of the American spirit.”
The American spirit.
The spirit of blowing your load in a man’s anus, and then eating your own semen out of his anus, mixed with his poop.
That’s the rugged identity that made us who we are, and it’s what separates us from the Chi-coms: we eat our own semen mixed with poop out of men’s assholes.
It’s who we are.
As the ad plays, the Clydesdale horse passes by some of the most famous American landmarks, showcasing the New York City skyline, the Lincoln Memorial in Washington D.C., small towns, and farmland. At one point, the ad showcases two people raising an American flag as one places her hand over her heart.
“Brewed for those who found opportunity in challenge and hope in tomorrow,” the ad’s narrator says as the horse passes by the flag raising duo and the Lincoln Memorial.
The patriotic ad comes as Anheuser-Busch, which owns Budweiser, continues to deal with backlash over a partnership between another one of its popular brands, Bud Light, and Mulvaney.
Anheuser-Busch has suffered a financial hit as calls to boycott its brands have spread across the country, with one Missouri bar owner telling Fox Business last week that sales of bottled Bud Light dropped 30%, while draft sales dropped 50%.
DO NOT SAY “GO WOKE, GO BROKE.”
THEY ARE NOT GOING BROKE.
THEY ARE MANIPULATING YOU INTO THINKING THAT THERE IS ROOM TO SHARE GAY ANAL FAGGOTRY WITH TRUE AMERICAN SPIRIT.
YOU DRIVE A TRUCK AND SALUTE THE FLAG OR WHATEVER OTHER RETARDED SHIT YOU CARE ABOUT, YOU UNSOPHISTICATED, CHILDLIKE, PRIMITIVE PEASANT TRASH.
THIS MULVANEY COCKSUCKER SUCKS DICK AND EATS POOP. HE IS BETTER THAN YOU, SCUM. HE ACTUALLY DOES SUCK COCK. YOU DO NOT RIDE A HORSE.
YOU DO NOT RIDE A HORSE.
YOU DO NOT RIDE A HORSE.
YOU ARE NEVER, IN YOUR LIFE, GOING TO RIDE A FUCKING HORSE BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO FUCKING FAT AND TOO STUPID TO EVEN UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF INTERACTING WITH A NON-HUMAN ANIMAL.
YOU ARE GOING TO PRETEND YOU RIDE A HORSE AS YOU SIT AND DRINK ESTROGEN BEER, GET FATTER AND FATTER, YOUR SON BECOMES ADDICTED TO FENTANYL AND YOUR STUPID FAT, WHORE DAUGHTER FUCKS NIGGERS.
THERE IS ROOM FOR BOTH OF YOU AND THIS FAGGOT IN THE BUDWEISER BRAND. ALL VULGAR ANIMALS ARE WELCOME.
ALL OF YOU DUMB ANIMALS – STUPID FAT RETARDS WHO HAVE DREAMS OF RIDING HORSES AND COCKSUCKING FEMBOIS – ARE LOOKING AT THESE ESTROGEN BEER ADS LIKE APE MEN LOOKING AT THE MONOLITH.
YOU ARE ALL AMERICANS. THIS IS WHO YOU ARE. YOU ARE STUPID FAT RETARDS OR YOU ARE LITTLE FAGGOT COCKSUCKERS OR YOU’RE BOTH, AND THAT’S ALL YOU ARE, AND YOU ARE A BLIGHT ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH.
YOU ARE AN ABOMINATION BEFORE GOD.
YOU CREATURES ARE NOT HUMAN, YOU ARE NOT EVEN ANIMALS, AND YOU ALL DESERVE TO BE NUKED BY THE CHINESE.
YOUR EXISTENCE SHOULD BE ERASED, AND ALL MEMORY OF YOU SHOULD BE ERASED. NO FUTURE GENERATION SHOULD EVER BE CURSED WITH REMEMBERING YOU.