From January 1, 2020 to December 15, 2021, the official numbers allege 655 deaths of people under 18.
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The US is expanding Covid-19 booster shots as it confronts the Omicron surge, with the Food and Drug Administration allowing extra Pfizer shots for children as young as 12.
Boosters were already recommended for everyone 16 and older. Federal regulators on Monday decided they are also warranted for 12- to 15-year-olds, once enough time has passed since their last dose.
The move, as classes restart after the holidays, isn’t the final step. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) must decide whether to recommend boosters for the younger teens. Dr Rochelle Walensky, the CDC director, is expected to rule later this week.
The FDA also said everyone 12 and older and eligible for a booster can get one as early as five months after their last dose, rather than six months.
Why wait 5 months? Get boosted earlier for a permanent state of boostedness!
After studying a group of pureblooded kids and another group of kids injected with the coronavirus vaccine and all of its 500 boosters for 15 years, the FDA has come to the conclusion that both groups of kids are equally healthy and fertile.
You have nothing to worry about.
People who don’t want these injections are just crazy schizophrenics who don’t even understand The Science.
Most of them are hippie kooks. Actually, most of them are Nazis. There is a hippie kook and Nazi alliance emerging to destroy the foundations of our democracy.
We’re in the business of trusting The Science here.
The FDA EUA for boosting 12 to 15 year olds does not report ANY evidence of efficacy. 👇
Just says they do not yet have reports of myocarditis after 6k shots, which is not surprising if rate for D3 myocard is less than D2 (almost surely it is due to interval)
V. low standards pic.twitter.com/HNRPJQCV7H
— Vinay Prasad, MD MPH 🎙️📷 (@VPrasadMDMPH) January 3, 2022
They don’t need the vaccine in the first place.
— Danny Batsalkin 🇺🇸 (@iamdima24) January 3, 2022
So we’re just gonna ignore Dr. Malone’s warnings about Pfizer, huh? Business as usual.
— Shawnee Woman (@Nonhelema10) January 3, 2022
So kids will assume the risks of Covid and the risks of the vaccine, both are small but why risk both? Your kid is still gonna get Covid, and it was always going to be a minor infection unless your child has specific and known preexisting conditions.
— Josh (@josh__gesell) January 3, 2022
If my kid gets a blood clot I’m not afraid of jail. Just FYI.
— Sorority Girl (@KwinBee77) January 3, 2022
The FDA bypassed it’s scientific advisory board to make this decision. “Trust the science” means trusting the science, not this.
— Pete Arc (@PeterArcher37) January 3, 2022
But the booster is not even approved for adults? Three shots in less than a year🤔 How can they with good conscience tell you there is no serious long term effects? I would think twice about trusting a company that paid out the biggest criminal fine in history!
— Adam muhammad (@AdammuHamas) January 3, 2022
Wonder how many will grow up to be sterile, or develop cancers or immune diseases? You know, because no long term studies were conducted before fast tracking these FDA approvals despite the normal process taking much longer and allowing for long term research to be conducted…
— Michael Rossi (@mrossi78) January 3, 2022