FDA Approves Boosters for Kids Aged 12 to 15 Despite Hoax Disease Not Affecting Them

From January 1, 2020 to December 15, 2021, the official numbers allege 655 deaths of people under 18.

We are happy to inform you that we will be injecting your children with even more of an experimental gene therapy.

Please queue up quietly with your children so that they may experience this life-altering potion of great mystery.

The Guardian:

The US is expanding Covid-19 booster shots as it confronts the Omicron surge, with the Food and Drug Administration allowing extra Pfizer shots for children as young as 12.

Boosters were already recommended for everyone 16 and older. Federal regulators on Monday decided they are also warranted for 12- to 15-year-olds, once enough time has passed since their last dose.

The move, as classes restart after the holidays, isn’t the final step. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) must decide whether to recommend boosters for the younger teens. Dr Rochelle Walensky, the CDC director, is expected to rule later this week.

The FDA also said everyone 12 and older and eligible for a booster can get one as early as five months after their last dose, rather than six months.

Why wait 5 months? Get boosted earlier for a permanent state of boostedness!

After studying a group of pureblooded kids and another group of kids injected with the coronavirus vaccine and all of its 500 boosters for 15 years, the FDA has come to the conclusion that both groups of kids are equally healthy and fertile.

You have nothing to worry about.

People who don’t want these injections are just crazy schizophrenics who don’t even understand The Science.

Most of them are hippie kooks. Actually, most of them are Nazis. There is a hippie kook and Nazi alliance emerging to destroy the foundations of our democracy.

We’re in the business of trusting The Science here.