A big problem with the German people is that all of them have Nazism encoded into their DNA.
You could be having coffee with the most left-wing German imaginable and suddenly, while he’s praising the genius of Marx’s Das Kapital, his right arm slowly rises into a Roman salute and he cries out “HEIL HITLER!” with the passion of a true believer.
The German doesn’t realize he’s doing it, of course. It’s completely involuntary, like a child with Tourette’s syndrome cursing at a passing stranger, and he always apologizes for it afterwards.
But it keeps happening anyway, because Germans cannot stop being Germans.
For this reason, the German government established an anti-extremist police force called GSG 9 to discourage Germans from acting upon their in-built love for the Third Reich.
After all, we all know what happened the last time they had their way.
This week, GSG 9 cracked down on a neo-Nazi group whose members were operating death camps in forests – mostly to exterminate Jews, but also a sizable number of Turkroaches.
Guns, weapons and drugs have been seized from a network of right-wing extremists operating paramilitary training camps in German forests amid fears of a potential attack.
Investigators in the state of Thuringia said at least 13 known suspects were part of the group, including some from an “internationally active right-wing movement”.
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A spokesperson said the operation targeted a “criminal organisation” accused of setting up paramilitary training camps in the region’s forests, adding: “Some of the suspects are believed to be members of an internationally-active right-wing extremist movement, which aims to abolish the social and governmental order of Germany and other European states.”
The raids were coordinated by Germany’s GSG 9 counter-terror force, supported by police from six states. Authorities did not confirm whether the group was plotting an attack.
See, this is what I’m talking about. These krauts just can’t help themselves.
I guarantee that all of these “neo-Nazi” suspects are huge supporters of Angela Merkel during their day-to-day life. Some of them might have even stood outside the Berlin central train station flaunting “Refugees Welcome” banners at incoming Somalis and Arabs.
But when the sun goes down, and twilight covers Germany like a Gruppenführer’s helmet, the Hitler-loving genetics kick into overdrive and the sons of the Fatherland head to the woods to continue building their gas chambers, lampshade factories and Panzerfausts.
Politicians from Germany’s Die Linke party claimed the network uncovered on Friday was linked to the far-right Europäische Aktion (European Action) group, which was founded by a Swiss Holocaust denier in 2008.
Europäische Aktion’s stated aims include creating a European “confederation” that would abolish the Euro and the EU, force the return of anyone judged to be non-Europeans to their countries of origin, and abolish Germany and Austria in favour of a “Reich” with pre-Second World War borders.
Sound familiar?
If the German government genuinely wanted to stamp out Nazism in Germany, it would stop wasting time prosecuting Germans for being themselves and encourage them to breed with Swedes, Scots and other groups whose genetics conform to the EU ideal.
In time, the active cuckold genes would displace the dormant Nazi genes, and Germans would be liberated from their lifelong curse.
But here’s the catch-22: how can that happen when the German government secretly shares its citizens’ love of the Thousand-Year Reich?
Germany is in a hell of a mess.