German Vice Chancellor Announces He is “Drastically” Shortening His Showers – For a Second Time!

This fat and sweaty man only takes 10 second showers. Those who smell his stench are reminded that they are sticking it to Putin.

How long was this guy spending in the shower in the first place? He’s able to drastically reduce his shower time and then drastically reduce it again? I’ve never taken a shower for longer than 4 minutes. Average is maybe 2.5 minutes.

Regardless – repeatedly announcing that he’s taking shorter showers is probably the best thing I’ve seen a politician do in my lifetime.

RT:

German Vice Chancellor and Economy Minister Robert Habeck says he has had to once again “drastically reduce” the time he spends in the shower in an effort to cope with what he describes as an acute energy crisis.

Not heating apartments in winter would also greatly help Germany to overcome the difficulties allegedly caused by Russia, the minister told Der Spiegel magazine in an interview published on Friday.

When asked about his personal contribution to the nationwide effort to save as much gas as possible ahead of the “hard time” Germany faces in winter, Habeck said he was sticking to his own ministry’s recommendations. “I have once again drastically reduced my shower time,” he answered.

The minister apparently takes pride in his ability to have a “quick shower,” as he told Der Spiegel that he just “had to laugh” when his “Dutch colleague” told him about a planned campaign to encourage people to reduce the average shower time from 10 to five minutes. “I’ve never showered for five minutes in my life,” Habeck said, claiming he completes the task faster.

Here’s a question for Republicans: is this energy crisis in Germany caused by Joe Biden canceling the Keystone XL pipeline?

Or is it caused by Joe Biden’s war against Russia, that Republicans support?

Someone should ask Dan Crenshaw that.