Germany: 22-Year-Old Footballer Unexpectedly Dies


Luca Meixner

See, this is what we keep telling you about sports: it’s not safe.

It’s the number one way to die suddenly.

Fox News:

Luca Meixner, a soccer player who played in Germany for SSV Reutlingen 05, has died, the club announced on Saturday. He was 22.

The club issued a statement on its Instagram account. The club said Meixner died “unexpectedly.”

“This past weekend we received the terrible news that our player Luca Meixner passed away on Friday 12/27. died unexpectedly at the age of 22,” SSV Reutlingen said.

“The entire SSV family is deeply disturbed and stunned. His teammates, all boards and staff mourn Lucas’ survivors and our thoughts are with his family, friends and companions.”

Meixner’s cause of death wasn’t immediately revealed.

People just need to relax. If you have an urge to do sports, try masturbating or crying instead.

This guy is allegedly still alive and well