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To think this could’ve all been avoided so easily…
How easy was this?
You hear it and you’re just like “wow, why did no one ever think of this before?”
A German police union chief has urged the government to consider a proposal for criminals who hand in knives to receive substantial rewards, including a year’s subscription to the Netflix streaming service.
Jochen Kopelke, the chairman of the police union (GdP), expressed his concern about the rising knife crime epidemic enveloping German cities and called on the federal left-wing administration to think outside the box to tackle the issue effectively.
He proposed an amnesty for all those in possession of a knife willing to hand in their weapons but suggested that a material reward was necessary to incentivize youths in particular to do so.
Yeah, that makes perfect sense.
“For this measure to be effective, the federal government must create serious incentives for those who donate,” said Jochen Kopelke.
“Specifically, that could mean a year of Netflix for the delivery of a banned butterfly knife,” he added.
Jochen Kopelke: He’s basically a peaceful version of Batman.
German law prohibits possession of a knife with a blade length of 12 cm or greater. However, butterfly knives have become the go-to weapon for many, and knife crime has spiraled in recent years.
Butterfly knives are sweet.
Personally, I would trade a Netflix subscription for a butterfly knife.
Is that part of the program too? Can you trade the other way?
On Tuesday, surgeons at Berlin’s university hospital, Charité, revealed they treated more victims of knife crime in the first half of this year than they did in the whole of 2023.
Yeah, stabbing is really popular with the kids these days.
First, it’s rap music. Then they want to cut their dicks off. Then they get into stabbing.
Waddayagunnadoo?
Kids.
The injuries are also more serious with multiple and deeper stab wounds, often inflicted by larger knives, according to Ulrich Stöckle, managing director of the Center for Musculoskeletal Surgery.
“Why is there this increasing trend of violence?” he asked.
One indisputable fact from recently published interior ministry data is that foreign nationals are disproportionately represented in crime stats. Put simply, the sky-high immigration experienced by Germany in recent years has led to higher levels of crime.
Foreign nationals represented 41 percent of all crime suspects in 2023, despite comprising 15 percent of the population.
Everyone knows that.
But it’s really impolite to say it.
I think it’s actually illegal.
Instead of giving Netflix subscriptions in exchange for knives, Germany should do like the UK does, and organize pro-stabbing marches where the police get together with immigrants and attack white people.
