Good for Post Malone. 60 Pounds is No Joke. You Know What Else Isn’t a Joke? Bloodsucking Jew Bankers.

It’s good to lose weight when you’re already at the point where you can have sex with any woman you want.

It shows self-respect.

He still has face tattoos, however.

New York Post:

Say “congratulations” to Post Malone on his body transformation.

The rapper, 28, recently lost 60 pounds and finally divulged the secret behind his slimmer figure.

Malone appeared on Joe Rogan’s podcast earlier this month and revealed he dropped the pesky pounds by cutting out sugary soda from his diet.

“Soda is so bad. It’s so good, but so bad,” the father of one told the podcast host, 56.

I can’t imagine ever habitually drinking soda.

I can imagine habitually drinking alcohol – which, in fact, I do – because it makes you feel better.

What does soda do? Make you feel like shit?

I guess sugar was never of interest to me, so I don’t understand whatever kind of good feeling people get from it. But I do know for a fact that it does not make you drunk.

Post seems like an okay guy. He said on Joe Rogan that he hates niggers and supports “total race war” to “cut out the cancer in this country.”

No, I’m just joking. He didn’t say that. He did say “woke” shit is gay and retarded though, and turning America into hell on earth.

He also talks about banking conspiracies and so on.

He’s not stupid. Of course, he couldn’t be stupid, or he wouldn’t be rich and famous. People are like “famous people are controlled!” and that’s obviously true, but there are a lot of people who would willingly be controlled for money, and yet, all of those people are not famous.

Seriously, you have to have some sense about you to be famous. (Or, your dad has to have some sense about him, in the case of a Britney Spears.)

I don’t think Post is going to go full Kanye any time soon.

However, if he did ever go full Kanye, I don’t think he would sell us all out because he whiffed a pussy. He would probably sell us out for money, actually – like a normal person.