Gorilla on Saturday Night Live Jokes About Roger Stone’s 75-Year-Old Cancer Wife Getting Gang-Raped

This clip is obviously from Saturday and today is like what… Wednesday?

There are a lot more relevant things I could be posting right now, I know. But I’m still trying to keep my workload at 60%. The good news is, I’ve got like three-dozen 2,500-word essays piling up in my brain, ready to be poured out as soon as my fingers are fully rested.

Anyway, yeah – this is filler.

But wow, what a clip.

That talking gorilla said:

Trump advisor Roger Stone who draws his glasses on with a Sharpie [laugh to funny joke – haha] refused to cooperate with the committee investigating the January 6th attacks, though Stone said he would be open to sitting in a corner and watching the committee take turns on his wife.

That gorilla would be more interesting if he just spoke of his experiences climbing down from the trees and learning primitive human speech and how to wear human clothing.

I’d be interested in that story.

I’m sure it was a truly amazing adventure – an incredible journey, if you will – on par with my favorite family film, Homeward Bound.

By the way, I’m not above gang-rape jokes. I’m aware of that. In fact, they’re a staple. In fact, it’s usually not even a joke – people think I’m being ironic but I actually do support punitive gang-rape as state policy.

So, I’m not the Joke Police.

People can make the jokes they want to make; I’m not going to moralfag about it.

But to be fair, I’ve never joked about a 75-year-old woman with cancer being gang-raped. Also, my gang-rape jokes are actually funny, and philosophically meaningful.

Also, I was banned from the entire internet for making allegedly immoral jokes.

Meanwhile, SNL is allegedly some kind of religious type celebration of morality, to the point where liberal cult members feel morally obligated to watch it, despite the fact it is not funny or enjoyable.

Meanwhile, normal black people who say actually funny things about faggots are banished from society.

#FreeDaBaby

#CincinnatiRepresent

#LetsBeReal

(DaBaby’s fag-hate rant was on my birthday btw, lol.)