Hilarious and Moderately Threatening E-Mail from “The Jews”

Daily Slave
November 1, 2014

    A depiction of the Jew Internet troll who sent this message.
A depiction of the Jew Internet troll who sent this message.

Someone claiming to be “The Jews” from a fake e-mail address TheJews@everywhere.com just sent me a hilarious e-mail.  It claims that by criticizing and exposing them, I am somehow aiding a secretive unknown conspiracy that has been planned in advance by “The Jews.”  In fact it is such a great plan by “The Jews” that it is entirely beyond my ability to understand.

I thought it was funny so I figured I’d share it with everyone.  Whoever wrote this probably thought they could make me second guess what I am doing.  The fact of the matter is, Jews need to be removed from power and the only way to do that is to criticize and expose their subversive activities.  A straight forward yet entertaining approach I have found to be the most effective way to reach people.

This so-called plan that “The Jews” have which they claim I am unknowingly serving does not exist.

Here’s the e-mail from “The Jews”:

You nailed it, Lee.  We run everything.  We own everything.  Government, Media, Finance, Entertainment… Nothing happens of which we don’t approve.

But don’t think we want to stop you or shut you up.  The truth is we like your little web site — it makes it easy to keep track of you.  Honestly, given our power and influence, isn’t it obvious that if we wanted you shut down, you’d be shut down? If we wanted you dead, you’d be dead already.

No, Lee, you are serving our purpose –  a purpose which is beyond your ability to comprehend.  So don’t try to understand – just keep it up!

You’re not even 40 yet – you have a long life ahead of you.  Of course, we’ll make sure you never progress beyond the pathetic, struggling existence you have today.  If success ever appears to be within your grasp, don’t worry – we’ll make sure it gets snatched away.  ‘Cause we can.  And that’s just how we roll.

Love,

The Jews