If you were a child of the 1990s, there’s a good chance that your parents took you to see Jumanji in the cinema.
Released in 1995, Jumanji tells the tale of two siblings who unlock a magical board game and free one of its previous captives, played by Robin Williams, in the process. Despite receiving mixed reviews, the film was a massive commercial success. It was also an overwhelmingly White production, with a Black secondary character providing the only tick on the diversity list.
Unfortunately, the world has become much more Judaised since 1995.
So, when I learned that a sequel to Jumanji was in the works entitled Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, I didn’t expect it to maintain the original’s wholesomeness. With the first official trailer for the film now released, my suspicions were proved correct.
Here’s the trailer:
And here’s a description of it, provided by Variety:
The first trailer for the upcoming sequel “Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle” debuted on Thursday, showing stars Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart in action.
The movie follows four high schoolers who discover an old video game and get sucked into its jungle setting. They take on the avatars of Johnson, Hart, Jack Black, and Karen Gillan, and must play against type (the meek Spencer becomes Johnson’s muscle-bound explorer Dr. Smolder Bravestone, while it-girl Bethany becomes Black’s Professor Shelly Oberon) to escape the jungle and return to the real world — before they’re stuck in the game forever.
The trailer shows each character getting acquainted with their new bodies. “Why am I wearing half a shirt and short shorts in the jungle?” Gillan asks. Black looks at his reflection and shrieks, “I’m an overweight middle-aged man.”
Yup, the four people sucked into the Jumanji jungle are played by a Negro, a raceless mongrel, a strong White woman who doesn’t need a man and an obese Jew.
I’m so sorry, Robin.
For comparison, this was the sort of person trapped in the jungle in the original film:
Try telling this guy to check his privilege.
From the trailer alone you can tell that Jack Black’s character (who is presumably White, despite being played by a Jew) is the comic relief, while Dwayne Johnson’s character is the alpha male, ready to program a new generation of White girls into thinking that genetic cul-de-sacs are attractive.
With all of this subversive propaganda going on, you’d expect there to be a Jew or two behind the celluloid curtain, right?
Surprisingly, no. The production team is 100 percent Aryan.
LOL just kidding, it’s kiked from top to bottom. Even the film’s director, Jake Kasdan, is Jewish.
Kasdan looks like the sort of Jew who awakens each morning and says to himself, “How can I defile the goyim further?”
The release date for this piece of Semitic trash is December 20, 2017, but that doesn’t matter because everyone here is going to boycott it.
Right?