Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
June 2, 2017
Will Trump cockblock Comey like your buddy who just won’t leave the room when you’ve got a dirty skank ready to get down, because he’s jealous so he just wants everyone to suffer the curse of blue balls?
Only time can tell – but prominent Holocaust skeptic and White House Press Secretary Sean “Where are the Ten Tons of Ash?” Spicer says he might do just that.
White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer did not rule out President Trump’s option to block former FBI Director James Comey from testifying before a congressional committee next week.
At the daily White House press briefing Friday, Spicer was asked whether Trump would seek executive privilege to prevent Comey from testifying before the Senate Intelligence Committee on June 8.
“That committee hearing was just noticed – it’s gotta be reviewed,” Spicer said. “The date for the hearing was just set. I haven’t spoken to counsel yet, I don’t know how they’ll respond.”
A second White House official tells Fox News the White House is reviewing whether or not to invoke executive privilege regarding Comey’s expected testimony.
Executive privilege is a legal doctrine that allows the president to withhold information from other government branches.
Comey reportedly is expected to tell the Intelligence Committee next week that Trump asked him to drop the investigation into former National Security Advisor Michael Flynn and his ties and relationships with Russian officials.
As FBI director, Comey was known for penning memos after meetings. In February, Comey wrote a memo that suggested Trump asked him to shut down the probe into Flynn. The memo’s existence was confirmed by Fox News.
Yes.
A series of hoaxed memos, which I can guarantee you go back to when Trump got the nomination, possibly even before. Clapper, Rogers, the whole crew have similar memos. They created a faked paper trail in the case of a Trump win and a Trump refusal to go along with the program.
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn’t write certain things on here, because my analysis is so much better than the mainstream media’s (even the ones that are actually trying), and they don’t really deserve access to this sort of information.
But Trump threatening to cockblock Comey is a clever ruse.
In fact, Trump wants Comey to testify, because at this point, he can’t keep from burying himself alive.
Comey is going to perjure himself.
Allowing him to testify is giving him a rope.
He’s already perjured himself once.
But this time, he’s angry.
I’ve compared his psychology to that of Hannibal Lector, more from the series than from the books or movies. But unlike Hannibal, I don’t think he can keep his cool. I think he’s angry, and he wants to destroy Trump, and he’s going to push it too far and he’s going to get caught on something that he can’t get out of.
In Gowdy we trust.
Trump acting like he doesn’t want this to happen is just to build tension.
Like a buddy who’s actually not trying to cockblock you exactly, he’s just helping you out by getting the skank to take a few more shots of Captain Morgan’s before he dips out and slips you a condom – that he already poked a hole in.
That that shit is gonna break, and you’re just going to blow it all up in there.
Then what?
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Also, speaking of clever ruses, Mark Waid wrote a really good detective comic called Ruse in the early 00s. It was pretty much as engaging as the original Arthur Conan Doyle stories it was inspired by.
I heard that some demon-type pirates might have some digital copies of it, but I don’t know anything about that actually.