Horrible Disaster: Fat Jong Fat Just Got Fatter

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
June 3, 2015

Hit the gym, Kim - or at least get facial tattoos!
Hit the gym, Kim – or at least get facial tattoos!

Since the disappearance of Ben Garrison, the world has been looking toward Kim Jong Un as the last and best hope to stop these kikes. Regrettably, the pudgy little bastard has just gotten fatter, and he may in fact soon die of fatness, which could possibly result in someone not as good taking his place.

Fox News:

New photos of North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un published earlier this week show that he has put on weight, raising concerns about the possibility of a move to oust him from power should his health take a turn for the worse.

The images, which first appeared Monday in North Korea’s official Rodong Sinmun newspaper and were published by the Korean Central News Agency, show Kim touring a state farm accompanied by military officials.

Kim’s weight has been increasingly focused on by North Korea observers since he took over for his father, Kim Jong Il, after the latter’s death in 2011. The Daily Telegraph reports that Kim Jong Un has inherited his father’s appreciation for rich cuisine and French brandy. When he vanished from public view to undergo an undisclosed medical procedure this past September, it was reported in the British press that Kim had developed a taste for Emmental cheese while a student in Switzerland and had tried to have it specially imported.

North Korea watchers have warned that Kim Jong Un’s weight gain could lead to health problems that might cause factions within the military or Pyongyang’s court to attempt to remove him from power.

Kim Jong has long struggled with trying to come off as a serious person while looking like comic relief from Dragon Ball.

It's time to be serious, Kim.  Get the prison tatts and get your life together.
It’s time to be serious, Kim. Get the prison tatts and get your life together. You look like Alex Jones.

Word is that he has refused to hit the gym and does not even lift. Experts have suggested that if he were to get mad tattoos, definitely on his neck and perhaps even on his face, he could potentially become more badass. However, as the fatness overcomes him, we are left worrying that not even facial tattooing can save his image globally.