How to Clean Your Asshole on a Public Street in Italy

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
November 19, 2016

Cultural Enrichment in Italy Headed Ireland's Way pic.twitter.com/zPwLWo7PUQ

— Celtic Party Ireland (@TheCelticParty) November 18, 2016

One of the most exciting aspects of mass immigration into Europe from third world countries is the way that the vibrancy these people bring enriches our cultures.

They can teach us so much.

For instance, have you ever thought of washing your asshole on a public street? I personally had never thought of doing it, and I imagine most Italians hadn’t either. But due to mass immigration from Africa, Italians are learning that yes, you can wash your asshole on a public street, and no one will even try to stop you.

Talk about improving the quality of life – how many times have you been late to an important business meeting, or had to cancel a date with a hot chick, because you had to run home and clean your asshole?

Well, those days are over, thanks to these new social norms brought in by African refugees fleeing the brutal civil war in Syria.

Sure, these incoming third-worlders are going to pay our pensions for us by getting high-paying jobs in the tech sector. But there are things in life that matter more than money. One of those things is learning new cultural traditions, such as how to clean your asshole on a public street in broad daylight and then use the same hand to drink water.