If You’re on the Train and They Say “Portal Bridge,” You Know You Better Make Other Plans

https://twitter.com/DWhitmanBTC/status/1452715545669902339

I don’t usually talk to computers, but the one time I did he said: “if you’re on the train and they say ‘portal bridge,’ you know you better make other plans.”

I nodded solemnly and carried on.

https://twitter.com/w0606168/status/1452734325464702985

I’m pretty sure his writers were trying to make a joke that the locals would know.

‘Computer’ is probably ‘commuter’. He just says what he thinks he sees, Ron Burgundy style. Nevermind that it doesn’t make sense.

— Stephen Dunleavy (@SteveDunleavy) October 25, 2021

https://twitter.com/DWhitmanBTC/status/1452748844006060042

Interesting theories about the origins of Portal Bridge.

My running theory is that the people behind The Biden think this is funny. They’re humiliating us. It’s a continuation of this emperor has no clothes mass joke.