IKEA Bastards Refuse to Sell Swastika Table

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
December 16, 2015

This is the best table yet. Why would you not sell it?
This is the best table yet. Why would you not sell it?

The bastards of IKEA are involved in yet another anti-Nazi conspiracy as they refuse to sell swastika-shaped tables.

Daily Mirror:

IKEA has denied claims it sold a Nazi Swastika table after images of a fake catalogue went viral.

Claims that the furniture giant sold the table caused a social media storm in Germany, however the Sweden-based company has issued a full denial.

A spokesman told Berliner Zeitung: “It is of course clear that such a table is not part of our program, either in Italy or anywhere else.”

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The table claimed to be sold online for 88 Euros.

IKEA is now said to be taking legal action.

IKEA’s official statement on the awesome table they refuse to sell was: “It is of course clear that such a table is not part of our program.”

Part of their program is encouraging young blond boys to engage in relations with Negresses, however.

IKEA is also known for providing weapons to Blacks to stab Whites, as well as a “safe space” for such stabbings to take place.

IKEA: It protects the world from Nazis.
IKEA: It protects the world from Nazis.

Beyond all of this, we should note that IKEA furniture is extremely low quality, and despite their repeated claims, these items are not easy to assemble, nor do the instruction manuals even make sense.

The shelf I ordered has 167 pieces. This was the only instructions.
The shelf I ordered has 167 pieces. This was the only instructions.