Insider Source: Next-Gen Phones Will Have Zero New Features

Zeiger
Daily Stormer
August 8, 2017

Where you hoping for something like this for the next gen of phones? You better get ready to kill yourself then, because it ain’t happening.

We had a deal going.

You provide regular releases of shiny new niggertech, and in exchange, we remain complacent and passive.

You think you can appease the goyim with phones that have no new features?

Think again.

Personally, my desire to flip cars and burn this bitch down is starting to rise already, as I picture my next phone being exactly the same as my current one.

If you thought Hamburg was bad, wait until you see the iPhone riots.

BGR:

The Galaxy Note 8 isn’t even official, but we already have Galaxy S9 rumors on our hands. The next Galaxy S handset isn’t due for at least six more months and now we have a report that might disappoint fans, including Apple enthusiasts eager to buy the iPhone 8 this year.

Who are these people? Who is “eager” to buy the iPhone 8?

This is fake news.

For a long time, Apple has been rumored to integrate a fingerprint sensor into the display for the iPhone 8, which would be a first for a widely available smartphone. Sure, some people already did it, and Qualcomm even announced its own display-embedded fingerprint sensor technology. But Apple’s iPhone 8 would have been the first device to feature such a fingerprint sensor and actually ship to consumers around the world.

A fingerprint sensor?

That’s it?

My reaction when hearing about the fingerprint sensor.

If this is the best that Apple can do, we’re going to have to kickstart this race war sooner.

At the same time, rumors suggested that Apple hasn’t perfected the tech, and the iPhone 8 may not even feature a fingerprint sensor. Now, a new report from KGI Securities analyst Ming-Chi Kuo that was seen by 9to5Google seems to indirectly confirm those rumors.

The analyst, who’s been very accurate about iPhones in the past, now says that the iPhone 8 won’t feature an under-display Touch ID sensor. He says that Samsung will not be pressured to introduce the feature with the next Galaxy S model, suggesting that the Galaxy Note 9 will be the first Samsung smartphone to feature a display fingerprint sensor.

We’re not even getting the fingerprint sensor!

They’re giving us nothing.

Wait, scratch that – they’re taking away our home button, too.

They’re also making the whole thing out of glass, so that the phone will just explode into a million pieces if you drop it.

Why stop at glass?

Why not make it out of wet sand, so that it crumbles if you hold it too hard?

“Since OLED iPhone has canceled under-display fingerprint recognition/Touch ID function, and as Galaxy S9 will have the new selling points of upgraded iris recognition and dual camera, Samsung has no need to risk adopting under-display optical fingerprint solution in a hurry,” the analyst wrote.

These bastards will pay for this. We can’t take another generation of crappy phones!

No, but seriously, none of this is especially surprising. We’ve already reached “peak-phone.” There’s just not much more they can cram into phones now. So they’re trying to keep each upgrade as minute as possible so they can keep pretending to “innovate” for longer.

And while I was joking about my desire to “burn this bitch down” previously, there’s a grain of truth to that. A lot of young men have completely meaningless lives, and only keep some kind of morale through their purchases of new gadgets.

As new tech stops really giving us novel experiences, this form of “bread and circuses” is going to lose a lot of it’s appeal, and more men are going to be forced to face the fact that they’re working crappy jobs and a totally alienating environment where everyone hates them.

The Google manifesto guy is only a small taste of the kind of anger and rebellion that we’re going to be seeing soon.