Iranian Morality Police Accused of Leaving Short-Haired 16-Year-Old Woman with Tattoos Brain Dead

Oh, ye short-haired woman?

What has ye done to your hair, ye short-haired woman?

CNN:

A teenage Iranian girl who fell into a coma after she was allegedly assaulted by the country’s morality police for not wearing a headscarf is “brain dead,” state-aligned media said.

Armita Geravand, 16, was hospitalized with head injuries following the alleged assault at a Tehran metro station earlier this month, according to activists, just weeks after Iran passed draconian legislation imposing much harsher penalties on women who breach the country’s already strict hijab rules.

Follow-ups on the latest health condition of Armita Geravand indicate that her condition of being brain dead seems certain despite the efforts of the medical staff,” the state-aligned Tasnim news agency reported Sunday, without providing a source for the information.

Earlier in October, the Norway-based Hengaw Organization for Human Rights, which focuses on Kurdish rights, said Geravand was “assaulted” by morality police and fell into a coma. Another opposition network, IranWire, said Geravand was admitted to the hospital with “head trauma.”

Hengaw staffer Awyer Shekhi previously told CNN that female morality police officers had approached Geravand near the Shohada metro station and asked her to adjust her hijab.

tfw they tell you to adjust your hijab but you’re actually a trans pansexual demiboy

This request resulted in an altercation with the morality police officers physically assaulting Geravand. She was pushed, leading to her collapse,” Shekhi said.

Iranian authorities have denied the allegations, saying Geravand was hospitalized due to an injury caused by low blood pressure.

Geravand’s friends and family have echoed those denials in interviews with state media, though it is unclear if they were coerced into doing so. UN officials and rights groups have previously accused Iranian authorities of pressuring families of killed protesters to make statements supportive of the government narrative.

Yeah, I mean.

I have zero question as to whether or not this was justified, because there is no such thing as a short-haired woman who doesn’t do things that justify putting her in a coma.

I’m serious.

A short-haired woman is a bane.

It’s unfortunate and so on. Her face is actually pretty.

But this bitch was, as they say, “cruisin’ for a bruisin’.”

Stupid-ass dumb whore.

By the way, there’s some confusion about the injury, which is apparently not on video.

This is an atrocity hoax. 

Whatever happened, there is zero chance the cops just smashed her head in because she wasn’t in a hijab. She created some kind of scene, freaking out, and presumably hit her head on the ground while flailing and throwing a fit.

Even if they had punched her repeatedly in the face for some reason (like, the reason would be because she has short hair, is a slut, and it’s funny), it would not put her in a coma.

Even if it’s a woman, you have to punch someone really, really hard to put them in a coma. And even in “punched into a coma” cases, it’s usually that you get knocked out, and then fall in such a way that your head hits concrete or asphalt, and it’s the hit against the ground that puts you in a coma or otherwise causes brain damage.

Just look at how many times boxers get hit really, really hard in the head. Obviously, they often develop brain damage (and you often can’t tell either way because they’re black, lol), but that is a lot of hits, and even like, Muhammed Ali was still functional.

No way she got punched into a coma.

Zero chance.

In general: never, under most any circumstances, resist arrest.

Elvis Dunderhoff contributed to this article.