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Bryan Kohberger
Brittney Hislope
This is a true shocker.
We here at the Daily Stormer would have never expected that women would be sexually fixated on a man who murders random women.
What a shocking development.
The reason it is so shocking is that no one could have predicted it.
Accused quadruple murderer Bryan Kohberger is driving one woman crazy — in love.
Brittney Hislope insists he’s the “perfect man” for her.
“My love interest … is named Bryan and is accused of murder, and I just wish to connect with him above anyone else,” the 35-year-old Kentucky single mom of a 16-year-old son gushed in one of her many Facebook posts about Kohberger, whom she has never met or communicated with.
He’s her first choice. He’s her only choice.
He is the one.
The one she’s been waiting for her whole life.
“One way to describe my feelings for him over the last week or so … is kind of like being lovesick.”
Hislope began posting publicly about her infatuation on Jan. 4 — just five days after Kohberger was arrested in the fatal Nov. 13 stabbings of four college students in Moscow, Idaho.
Hislope, who repeatedly points to her and Kohberger’s astrological signs — they are both Scorpios — and birth charts as explaining why he could be her “divine masculine counterpart,” isn’t just drawn to the former criminology PhD student for his smarts and quiet courtroom demeanor.
“When it shows the love making scene between the man and the woman that are two different characters in the movie, although it’s not very explicit, I’d want to be with my love interest Bryan in those ways,” she wrote, bizarrely referring to a scene in the 1987 vampire film “The Lost Boys” between actors Jason Patric and Jami Gertz.
Kohberger isn’t the first jailbird Hislope has pursued, having previously pined for local convicted killer Cody Hall, 33, who fatally shot a 50-year-old man in Pulaski County, KY, in 2017, before attacking his sister and another woman with a machete.
It’s obvious that Kohberger is going to be one of the most popular inmates with the ladies ever. He is young and apparently handsome, and he is not only a murderer, but he is a murderer who specifically targeted women.
The mechanism in the female brain that causes them to become sexually fixated on murderers is I’m sure interesting, but it really doesn’t matter. The important thing to understand is that it happens, and it is something innate to female psychology.
All famous killers get tons of marriage proposals.
— Bobb Dobbs (@Bobb_Dobbs) February 4, 2023
It’s all about status.
It’s just that women associate ultra violence with status, because women’s sex drives are primitive.
In the pre-historic era, you’d be doing good to have a vampire pirate keeping track of you.
— Andrew Anglin (@WorldWarWang) February 2, 2023
