It was the Perfect Crime. But Then Something Went Wrong.

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
September 21, 2018

An enterprising white man has “adopted” nigger children to use in acarde machine scams.

This guy is literally a criminal genius.

Instead of punishing him, we should get him in a government job, where this skillset can be used for good instead of evil.

Fox News:

A Massachusetts teacher was put on leave this week after turning himself over to police in New Hampshire, allegedly for putting his toddler inside a game machine at a shopping mall to steal its prizes.

Anthony Helinski, 34, surrendered to police five days after witnesses at the Mall at Rockingham Park in New Hampshire recorded video of a man encouraging a girl to hand out toys while inside a KeyMaster game, New England Cable News reported.

KeyMaster is literally impossible to win, and is a scam, which should be considered a criminal scam to operate.

This guy scammed a scam.

So what?

It’s like drug dealers killing each other.

The video shows another child exclaiming, “Yes, it worked,” as the girl passes the prizes out of the machine, according to Boston news station WCVB-TV. The young girl is later seen poking her head out of the machine before sliding out.

Police received several tips after releasing the video and issued an arrest warrant for Helinski on Wednesday, local Boston station WFXT-TV reported. Police said Helinski immediately surrendered with his attorney.

Helinski, a middle school teacher, was placed on leave pending an investigation, the Andover Public Schools district said in a statement obtained by the station.

He was probably planning on using the entire middle school to run various arcade machine scams.

He is a legitimate genius.

In brighter days, the CIA would have scooped this guy up and used him to fight Moslems with wily tricks.