Japan: Airport Cancels or Delays Over 200 Flights Because a Pair of Scissors Went Missing

Man, Japan needs some real problems.

Maybe they should go get into it in the Middle East? You know, it doesn’t really matter which side. Just go over there and join the fight. They could even send people to both sides. Just to get something going on their TV.

People need something intense going on. Everyone in the world wants something intense. If you’re not in some kind of war in the Middle East, then you start shutting down airports over scissors.

CNN:

Traffic at one of Japan’s busiest airports was halted recently when a pair of scissors went missing.

Concern about the scissors – which had been used at a store in the departure waiting area of a domestic flight – resulted in an hours-long security search of New Chitose Airport (CTS), which serves the Sapporo area on the northern island of Hokkaido.

According to the airport, 36 flights were canceled on August 17 and another 201 were delayed amid the search.

There were concerns that a potential terrorist could have taken the scissors and used them as a weapon on board a flight. Eventually, the airport said, the tools were located and flights were able to resume.

“We are aware that the incident occurred due to the lack of proper usage, storage and management systems by the store users,” New Chitose Airport’s operators said in a statement.

“We will investigate this incident, determine its cause, and prevent its recurrence. We will also reaffirm that this incident could relate to hijacking and terrorist attack, and we will ensure that all airport personnel are fully aware of the importance of management.”

Among those affected by the security issues was Japanese rock band 9mm Parabellum Bullet, which missed its performance at the annual Rising Sun music festival in Hokkaido due to a flight cancellation.

We will definitely get our revenge!!” the band said in a statement posted on the event’s website, while the festival itself announced it would not be offering ticket refunds.

“As a passenger, I’m grateful that they take such thorough measures to ensure safety,” one X user posted.

Who wrote that?

And what kind of revenge are these rock ‘n’ rollers threatening the airport with?

They have a sort of violent sounding name. What do they look like?

Yeah, they look like serial killers. If I was the airport, I’d be a lot more afraid of those guys coming for revenge than I would be of a pair of scissors.

If climatards had half a brain, they’d raise money to fly blacks to Japan to shut down all their flights