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Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
June 5, 2016
Just when you thought Jean-Claude Juncker was the most humorless sonovabitch on the face of the earth, he turns around and does something like this: shows up drunk to an EU summit and starts slapping people around.
RT:
Jean-Claude Juncker, the European Commission President, has shown up in an oddly cheerful mood at an international summit in Latvia. He slapped and hugged world leaders, compared his tie to theirs, sparking speculation that he was drunk as a sailor.
The video showing Juncker’s unorthodox diplomacy was shot during the EU-Eastern Partnership summit, which was held on May 21-22 in Latvia.
Standing in front of the cameras alongside fellow EU official Donald Tusk, who heads the European Council, and the host nation’s prime minister, Laimdota Straujuma, Juncker made a number of friendly gestures which may seem too frivolous for the occasion.
He slapped several fellow leaders on the face, according to a video of the event published last week, and kissed some on the cheek.
Another guest he asked to bow so that he could kiss his balding head.
With two male delegates, Junker compared the color of their ties. He also jokingly reproached Greek Prime Minister Alexis Tsipras for not wearing one.
Junker greeted Spanish Foreign Minister José García-Margallo y Marfil with a military salute. The perplexed politician, who has no military background, awkwardly returned the compliment.
Earlier media reports mentioned Junker’s cheery disposition at the media conference, buy they focused on the way he introduced the approaching Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban with the words: “The dictator is coming.”
Orban is known for his Eurosceptic views and is accused of attacking democratic values by critics.
The EU official has long been speculated to be a heavy drinker and previously demonstrated off behavior in public. At the time of his nomination in 2014, the Financial Times joked: “Perhaps the next EU President could have one of those slogans on the office wall – ‘You don’t have to be drunk to work here, but it helps.’”
This is far from enough to make up for the terrorism Juncker has committed against the people of Europe – but it is certainly a step in the right direction!
This whole genocide of Europe will be a lot easier to swallow if the guy doing it is on a nonstop drunken rampage slapping everyone and comparing ties. At least there’s some humor in that.
Juncker in the Hood:
Woke up quick at about noon
Just thought that I had to be in Latvia soon
I gotta get drunk before the day begins
Before Mama Merkel starts bitchin’ about my friends
About to go and damn near went blind
Young delegates at the pad so I’m comparin their ties
Aw shucks, guys.
I was gonna do more verses, but that’s all I got in me today.
It’s just one of those days where you’re like “wow, I’ll rewrite an Eazy-E song about Jean-Claude Juncker” – but then the magic just isn’t there.
I’m sorry I let you down, Stormers.
I thought I had it, but I lost it.
Anyway, word is Juncker was actually listening to this song in his headphones while drunk at the summit, which is what led to the bitch-slapping.
At one point during the summit, he took the PM of Romania aside, called him “boy,” asked why he was “talking that shit” and threatened to “pull his card.”
