Jews Raging Over People Playing Pokemon Go at Their Hoax Center

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
July 16, 2016

The filthy Christ-killing Jews are always on the look-out for some new opportunity to whine about how oppressed and injured they’ve been by the terrible goyim. Pokemon Go has presented just such an opportunity.

It seems their precious Museum of the Great Gas Hoax has been infested with cute Japanese cartoons, and this is distracting from the intense guilt that the stupid goyim are supposed to be feeling for having turned trillions of them into lampshades and bars of soap.

Washington Post:

The museum, along with many other landmarks, is a “PokéStop” within the game — a place where players can get free in-game items. There are three PokéStops associated with various parts of the museum.

“Playing the game is not appropriate in the museum, which is a memorial to the victims of Nazism,” Andrew Hollinger, the museum’s communications director, told The Post. “We are trying to find out if we can get the museum excluded from the game.”

Protip: you can’t.

This is a Pokemon world now. And disgusting, outrageous Jew nonsense like human soap has no place in it.

One image circulating online appears to show a player encountering an unsettling digital critter inside the museum: a Pokémon called Koffing that emits poisonous gas floating by a sign for the museum’s Helena Rubinstein Auditorium. The auditorium shows the testimonials of Jews who survived the gas chambers.

I love this so, so much.

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The image, which appears to have originated from a now deleted post on the photo-sharing site imgur, might be a hoax: That particular Pokémon didn’t appear nearby when this Post reporter visited the museum Monday afternoon, although the specific Pokémon that appears in each location does vary from time to time. Hollinger said that the museum is concerned about the potential Koffing appearance.

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

HE’S GOING TO COME BACK TO GAS THEM AGAIN!

Niantic did not immediately respond to inquiries about the alleged Koffing sighting or if there was any way to honor the Holocaust Museum’s request to stop Pokémon from popping up inside its building.

Hollinger stressed that the museum is generally pro-technology and encourages visitors to use social media to share how their experiences with the exhibits moved them. “But this game falls very much outside that,” he said.

On Monday afternoon, there were plenty of people inside the museum who seemed to be distracted from its haunting exhibits as they tried to “catch ’em all,” as the Pokémon slogan goes. A player even used a lure module, a beacon that attracts Pokémon to a specific PokéStop, on the museum’s marker — making double-headed bird-like creatures dubbed Doduos and rodent-like Rattatas practically swarm on users’ screens.

HAHAHAHAHA

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT COULDN’T GET ANY BETTER – RATTATA IS SWARMING!

RATTATA WAS ALSO WORRIED ABOUT KOFFING SHOWING UP TO GAS HIM – WORRIED HE’LL BE MISTAKEN FOR A JEW!

Oh my God, this is funny.

Really, almost too much to handle.

That Jew council formed against the Daily Stormer should really put out a memo to their co-ethnics telling them not to do anything which can be so easily mocked, thus making their entire race look like a bunch of ninnying, whining faggots.