Kids These Days Don’t Know the Fun We Had in the 1990s

I recently saw some zoomer plebs shocked by scenes from 1990s films showing that high school kids went to parties on the weekends and hung out with each other, having fun times. Apparently, zoomers and younger (zoomers are all like almost 30 now actually, the generation younger than them I think is called Gen Q), just stay in their houses and masturbate.

Well, I lived in the 1990s, and I can tell you the parties were real and we had fun times all the time.

I have here collected some photos from my personal collection and from some old friends from the 1990s to share here for the sake of the nostalgia of my millennials and so the younger folks can learn about just how good we had it.

Not only did we have parties, we had fun creatures. It was when the Zionists did 9/11 that everything went bad. Under the Patriot Act, the Zionist Occupation Government banned all of our furry friends except dogs and cats. Yes, these photos are real. We partied and we had creatures for pets, many of whom could talk and love us all. They had social security numbers and everything, but the ATF shot them all, claiming they were a threat to Israel’s security.

Although the cops are still trying to kill everyone’s dogs, people believe that many dogs survived the pet holocaust that killed all these other species of pet because dogs are small and nimble and could dodge the bullets of cops, who have an average IQ of 76 and cannot shoot accurately. During most raids, cops kill more of each other than they do pets.

We used to go to music concerts as well. I saw many music bands in the 1990s, especially at the Warped Tour. After 9/11, Zionists banned the Warped Tour and had all pop punk musicians killed with exploding toothpaste and poisonous snakes.

We won’t ever bring back pop punk bands or those other kinds of pets we used to have. They were all murdered. However, maybe someday we will bring back fun times.

Who can say?