Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
December 7, 2017

Oh thank you Jesus Christ.

NPR:

Sen. Al Franken, D-Minn., says he will be resigning from the Senate amid multiple accusations of sexual misconduct.

“I am proud that during my time in the Senate I have used my power to be a champion of women and that I have earned a reputation as someone that respects the women I work alongside every day,” he said on the Senate floor. “I know there has been a very different picture of me painted in the last few weeks, but I know who I really am.”

He said that serving in the Senate “has been the great honor of my life” and that “I know in my heart that nothing I have done as a senator — nothing — has brought dishonor on this institution. And I am confident that the Ethics Committee would agree.

“Nevertheless, today I am announcing that in the coming weeks, I will be resigning as a member of the United States Senate.”

He would resign today, but there’s a few more bitches in the office he needs to grope first.

LOL.

Good thing I’m a gambling man.

Because the dice are all coming up ROSES today.

Franken down, Intifada up – nigga burn them thots up.

I also want to take this opportunity, celebrating the downfall of one of the most powerful Jewish kikes in the government, to thank the Jewish kike organization the SPLC – in particular, Heidi Beirich – for getting me kicked off of PayPal and all credit card processors back in 2014.

Heidi, thank you.

Thank you so, so, so much.

From the bottom of my heart.

I’m going to send you a cake with a stripper in it, Heidi.

Hit me up and let me know if you want a male or female one… or whatever the other options might be.

Because I wouldn’t have any idea at all where to even start with trying to figure that out.

Also

I’m well aware that this porn bitch committed suicide ostensibly because faggots bullied her for refusing to have sex with faggots.

Porn actress August Ames apparently killed herself because she stated she wouldn't want to do scenes with men who've done gay porn scenes, so she got bullied online, lost her potential gigs, and killed herself.

Good job, SJWs. Back pats all around. pic.twitter.com/vGe1Dqwm6p

— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) December 6, 2017

So to sum up:
*Go after porn star for not wanting to do a scene
*Tell her to kill herself
*Make videos mocking her
*She offs herself
*Start deleting tweets/videos
*Claim you are a freedom fighter and she deserved it
*Also claim it isn't your fault
*Go into CYA mode

— WeWuzMetokur (@WeWuzMetokur) December 7, 2017

And yes, that is definitely the funniest thing that has ever happened on INFINITE EARTHS.

MY FACE WHEN

I mean, every single way you can think about that story is funnier than the last way you thought about it.

The key lesson is that bullying people into suicide WORKS and whether you are a Nazi or a cocksucking faggot, it is almost certainly the CHEAPEST imaginable way to ensure your enemies DIE.

 

Finally 

This whole motherfucker – and by “motherfucker” in this context, I mean “the world” – is about to pop-off.

I can feel it at the base of my spine. This kind of hum. It’s like that scene in Jurassic Park.

Strap in, lads.

Because things are about to get

W E I R D.