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It's a marker for narcissism. Not unerring, but a marker. https://t.co/YpGesifGvA
— Dr Jordan B Peterson (@jordanbpeterson) December 11, 2022
Mastermind Jordan Peterson, a world-renowned Master of the Mind and high-ranking Neuronal Dark Web magician, has answered a very important existential question: why do people have fun?
The question why some people get to have fun while others are miserable is one that has plagued the human consciousness since the dawn of man.
Now, thanks to Peterson’s mastery of the mind, we know the answer.
People have fun because they’re dark tetrad. In Neuronal Esoterica, the dark tetrad comprises the personality traits of narcissism, Machiavellianism, sadism and psychopathy. Originally known as dark triad, the term was updated to include sadism after people made fun of Dr. Peterson for having repeated emotional breakdowns in public.
Peterson, famous for telling men to wash their penises and clean their rooms, spent an undetermined period of time without washing his penis and cleaning his room after his daughter got into social media and started behaving like an absolute whore.
The crisis was so deep that he even considered becoming a drag queen.
During this period, he kept recording videos telling men to man up and enter the belly of the beast.
Anonymous Internet Demon Sadists took to social media to make fun of him and question his expertise on the human psyche. “At least have the decency to point the camera in another direction, Jordan,” one famous anonymous message read.
“You’ve been telling us to keep our rooms clean for decades, so how come you don’t follow your own advice?,” read another.
Unable to answer these anonymous questions, Dr. Peterson turned to drugs and ended up being committed to a clinic.
People continued to make fun of his misery, and that’s when he realized that the reason random people on the internet were having fun and laughing at his situation was that they were Sadistic Narcissists.
There was no other explanation. He has a Master’s Degree in Mind Mastering. He mastered his own mind. He knows what he’s talking about. People having fun on the internet are pathetic, sadistic little demon troll rats. Total vermin. Subhuman rodents.
Following these revelations, Peterson called for the segregation of people who have fun.
Think for a second. Why would we mix the trolls in with the real people? Think about what that enables? I didn't say they should be banned. I said they should be SEPARATED FROM VERIFiED PEOPLE. https://t.co/FyxFydaL0a
— Dr Jordan B Peterson (@jordanbpeterson) December 8, 2022
People familiar with the matter agree with Dr. Peterson’s assessments, and some are petitioning the government to tackle the problem of fun inequality on the internet. The High Order of Neuronal Synapses is expected to start treating laughter as a symptom of dangerous psychopathy soon, an anonymous source said.
The ADL has already issued a public statement explaining the anti-Semitic origins of “lol” and “lmao,” and international human rights organizations are expected to make a statement in the next few days.
Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla has offered to work with the World Health Organization to vaccinate people against having fun. The Daily Stormer has reached out to the World Health Organization for comments, but we’ve yet to receive an answer.
