LOL: Now Small Children are Fleeing Britain to Join ISIS

Daily Stormer
June 17, 2015

HAHAHAHAHA - WHY CAN'T I STOP LAUGHING AT THIS???
HAHAHAHAHA – WHY CAN’T I STOP LAUGHING AT THIS???

First we had jihadi escapees.

Then we had ISIS brides.

Now we have the funniest thing yet:

Jihadi escapees and ISIS brides: Children’s Edition.

Telegraph:

Khadija Dawood, 30, Sugra Dawood, 34, and 33-year-old Zohra Dawood whose children are aged between three and 15, went missing after going on an Islamic pilgrimage to Saudi Arabia from their homes in Bradford, West Yorkshire. They are feared to be set to join the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (Isil).

Speaking in Bradford on Tuesday morning, Balaal Hussain Khan, a lawyer acting for the fathers of the missing children, said: “We’ve had no answers whatsoever, we don’t know what’s happened.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

NO ONE KNOWS WHY THESE THREE YEAR OLDS ARE JOINING TERRORISM.

WHEN I WAS THREE I WANTED TO GO TO NEVER NEVERLAND OR NARNIA. I GUESS THIS IS SIMILAR.

HAHAHAHAHA.

Revealing the fathers last spoke to their children on June 8, he said: “The fathers are understandably quite distraught. One can imagine, not seeing their children for three weeks or so.

“The last conversation with their children was when they were in Medina on the 8th. They said ‘We love you, we’re missing you, we can’t wait to come home’. They have been distraught, crying, they don’t know what to do.”

Mr Khan said he could not confirm reports that the family were under police surveillance before they travelled to Saudi Arabia. West Yorkshire Police also declined to confirm or deny the reports.

The solicitor added that the children’s fathers were happy for the trip to take place.

SUSPICIOUS MAYBE BUT WHO CARES?

"MUMMY CAN I JOIN TERRORISM?" -TYPICAL BRITISH CHILD
“MUMMY CAN I JOIN TERRORISM?” -TYPICAL BRITISH CHILD

Mr Khan said the fathers are appealing for anyone who may be able to help trace the family to come forward. “They are just appealing for further information,” he said.

If there are any friends of the wives or even the children who might have known about this trip, where they are going or if there has been any contact with anyone other than the family members, w are quite keen on you contacting either the police, my firm or the family directly.”

Mr Khan said the last sighting of the family was at the hotel in Medina. There have been no confirmed sightings since that point, although travel agents have confirmed that 10 tickets were bought for a flight from Medina to Istanbul.

WHEN I WAS THREE I CHECKED THE BACK OF WARDROBES FOR PORTALS TO NARNIA AND LOOKED FOR TINKERBELL IN THE GARDEN.

It is not known if the family boarded the flight or if the two children who were unaccounted for are still with the rest of their family. Mr Khan said he had asked for CCTV footage from Medina and from Turkey.

He said: “Ten out of the 12 have been accounted for. We don’t know what’s happened to the other two so there’s a lot of unanswered questions as far as Saudi Arabia is concerned as well.

“How the tickets were purchased, why they were purchased, how they got the visas – it’s those questions we want answering.”

Mr Khan said the 15-year-old boy was acting as the family’s mahram – an appropriate male responsible for the family – during the pilgrimage to Saudi Arabia. He also confirmed that the husband of one of the women is in Pakistan.

IT SOUNDS LIKE A FUN FAMILY ADVENTURE.

Bradford West Labour MP Naz Shah said she had spoken to two of the children’s fathers and described them as “confused”, adding that they had had no contact with the women or children.

She told the BBC: “I asked them if there was any indication and they said absolutely not – it was a shock to them, it came out of the blue.

“The men are very, very distraught. They are confused and did not know what was happening or why it was happening.

“At this time there is no contact, absolutely zero contact with the women or children. The last contact was a few days ago when they were due to leave.”

This is one time that Moslems have, with their wild hijinks, proved as hilarious as American Blacks.