You might be thinking “what kind of autist is this sexually active? Is Elon Musk faking his autism?”
But I think he’s just trying to have as many kids as possible. Notice he never gets any young bitches, but always goes for these skanks in their 30s who are going baby crazy.
Elon Musk quietly welcomed twins with Shivon Zilis – one of his top executives – late last year, a new report from Business Insider claims.
According to court documents obtained by the outlet, the Tesla mogul expanded his family with Neurolink’s Zilis in November 2021.
Business Insider reports that Musk, 51, and Zilis, 36, filed a petition to change the twins’ names in order to “have their father’s last name and contain their mother’s last name as part of their middle name.”
The order was reportedly approved by an Austin, Texas, judge in May, though the children’s names remain unknown.
Zilis and a rep for Musk did not immediately respond to Page Six’s requests for comment.
Per Business Insider, the twins were born just weeks before Musk and now-ex Grimes welcomed their second child, a baby girl named Exa Dark Sideræl, via surrogate in December 2021. They also share 2-year-old son X Æ A-Xii.
Musk’s kids with Grimes join his five other living children: Griffin, Vivian Jenna, Kai, Saxon and Damian.
Musk — who is currently dating “Britney Ever After” actress Natasha Bassett — shares his additional kids with ex-wife Justine Wilson.
It is strange that he dates celebrities. Especially these gross, trendy celebrities.
There is definitely a chance he is faking being autistic. That would be really funny.
Especially if he’s just waiting for the moment to spill the beans, and start talking normal halfway through an interview.
I’m becoming more and more pro-Elon with each Elon-oriented news cycle.
I will say – I don’t believe in infidelity, but I seriously doubt that “Grimes” wasn’t also engaged in infidelity. That bitch is some kind of serious case.
I did have a bit of respect for her earlier albums. Like basically all electronic music (save like, 80s stuff like Gary Numan or Kraftwerk), it’s aged incredibly poorly. But the videos hold up.
At some point, there needs to be some kind of analysis as to why electronic music ages so poorly. Despite being a relatively serious music fan, I don’t really understand it very well. I think most techno music grabs some kind of vibe that is only of passing relevance, and I suspect that relates to the production process somehow.
I will say – I still enjoy the New Retro Wave stuff, but I won’t click on any of their YouTube stuff that is more than two years old.
Meanwhile, Greetings from Ashbury Park was released over a decade before I was born, has themes from two decades before that and worse, and will still be good in 1,000 years.
There’s only one non-new wave electronic album I can still listen to, and I am able to admit that it definitely does not hold up at all, and I just have a personal connection to it.
But that’s really too depressing, even if it wasn’t dated.
If I’m gonna listen to dated music, I’m gonna listen to something that reminds me of the best times.
I want to get hair implants so I can grow long grunge rock hair.
I guess I don’t necessarily need the implants.
I really do want to become monstrously disheveled as I age.
All my heroes became monstrously disheveled.