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Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
October 3, 2016
Top news for you here, goyim.
Armed gunman handcuffed the concierge of a luxury residence in Paris Sunday night and forced him at gunpoint to lead them to Kim Kardashian’s room, where they then tied up the reality star and robbed her of more than $10 million in jewelry.
They also reportedly took two smartphones which, given the star’s prediliction toward oversharing on social media, could contain a wealth of personal information.
Kardashian’s rep Ina Treciokas told FOX411 in a statement that Kim was “was held up at gunpoint inside her Paris hotel room … by two armed masked men dressed as police officers. She is badly shaken but physically unharmed.
Paris police said five armed, masked men, who were still at large, stole a box containing valuables worth $6.7 million as well as a ring worth more than $4 million. The two officials confirmed Kardashian escaped uninjured and that an investigation was underway.
Police said the robbers tied up Kardashian and locked her in the bathroom before escaping on bikes.
Kardashian reportedly was interviewed by police before boarding a private plane from Paris to the United States.
Her husband Kanye West was performing at the Meadows Music and Arts Festival in New York City at the time and abruptly ended the concert, telling his fans that he had to deal with a “family emergency.”
“I’m sorry, family emergency I have to stop the show,” West told the audience.
So, I just saw “robbed in Paris,” and was just like “oh yeah I wonder who could be responsible for that?”
But then I read the details and I was like “you know actually, I hope this was real Frenchmen.” A $10 jewelry heist is a pretty classy and ballsy crime, and both the planning needed and the fact they didn’t beat her up indicates that it’s unlikely it was Arabs. I mean, if I even saw Kim Kardashian walking down the street, I’d have a hard time not punching her in the face. These thieves must have been upstanding gentlemen.
Anyway, this Armenian slut has a $4 million dollar ring. Or she had, rather. This speaks to the point I keep making about being rich now being pretty much entirely pointless. Of course, it is the nature of women to just want a bunch of really expensive things that have no point. Because I guarantee you that Kim Kardashian doesn’t have the ability to tell a $4 million dollar ring from a $400 ring.
Whatever. This isn’t a celebrity gossip site.
The real reason I am covering this story is to let you all know that meme magic is real.
Praise Kek!
