Memetic Monday: It’s Christmas Time Already, Bros! Be Joyful!

UPDATE II:

If you ever feel sad or depressed in your life, just remember that by the time Sam Hyde is the appropriate age to play Santa Claus (like, 65 or so), we will have already solved the Jew problem and America will have freedom and Christians will control the media and Sam Hyde will be “America’s Real Santa” in all kinds of media, including movies and various Christmas specials on TV for kids and adults of all ages. We’re going to get there. It’s already begun. We are going to solve the problem, we are going to remove the Jew control, and Sam will be the official Santa of America, making media that will be enjoyed by all the happy families each Christmas for all of future history. Just stay calm. We’ve got this.

It’s Christmas time!!!!!!

It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

Be happy! Politics can’t affect your personal mental state unless you let them!

I mean, if your neighborhood is being overrun by niggers and the school is making your kids gay… then yeah, probably actually that is going to affect your mental state. But I told all you dear friends to leave the cities years ago. And hopefully you did or you’re planning to.

But right now, you should just be happy it’s Christmas time! A child is born in Bethlehem!

I’m going to cut this a bit short, because it’s late.

But oh – I’m still doing a donation drive. Send me an email at this address:

staunchleftist1999@proton.me

Put “address” in the title and I will respond with a unique Bitcoin address. (This doesn’t ensure total privacy, but it helps a lot. Also, you can reuse the address or request a new one.)

I was sort of depressed that the donation drive wasn’t going very well, but then I realized… it’s Christmas, bros!

Also, I saw this image:

I won’t be able to feel depressed for days after seeing that, and I won’t be able to be depressed for a month regardless because…. it’s Christmas, bros!!!

Here’s the Editor’s Pick of the Week:

And the Runner-Up:

Also, this should be an honorable mention for its intelligence:

Also, because of what has happened in Gaza, I’ve decided to only be nice to Moslems generally, and only criticize them in the context of immigration. I think immigration gives us a negative view of the Moslems because it’s literally the worst Moslems that emigrate (mostly – they’re not all bad). I think attacking Moslems based on their religion is actually just Jewish and doesn’t help anything.

However… we should all be able to laugh at ourselves I think, so I think something like this is still appropriate:

Nb4 – yeah, Jews did 9/11, but that shit is still funny af.

Anyhow…

The collection:

UPDATE:

So it’s way after peak hours, but it’s still Monday. And the article will be here tomorrow as well. I didn’t want to do another Tuesday Monday.

Doing the memes is actually very time-consuming. People probably don’t assume that. It’s easy enough, but it takes longer than writing and I like writing better.

Original article follows.

I’M GONNA DO THE MEMES OKAY? JUST COME BACK IN LIKE AN HOUR.

DOING THE MEMES TAKES FOREVER AND IT’S DRAINING, OKAY? I DON’T LIKE DOING IT, BUT I DO IT FOR YOU, BECAUSE YOU ARE MY TRUE PARASOCIAL FRIEND.