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Memetic Monday is temporarily changing its name to “Memes Today” because this week’s memes are so bad, it would sully the “Memetic Monday” brand.
These are some really terrible memes. You might find a laugh or two, just as you might find a German shepherd or two in the sewer system, but mostly it’s going to be shit-covered rats. Even that analogy is tripe.
Anyway, I hope everyone enjoys the rest of their lives.
For those who missed it, we’re in a donation drive, because I am broke. The site and me are not the same thing, but the site has so little money that I have to pay for it personally. What else can I do? Shut it down? I guess when I run out of money because readers are so greedy, I won’t have any choice, as I’m living under a bridge eating cat food.
Anyway, as an incentive to send money, I’m now offering phone chats for $500 an hour. I will talk to you on the phone for $500 an hour. About whatever you want, as long as it’s not gay. I mean I will talk about the gays, but I’m not doing like, gay phone sex. That’s pretty much the only restriction. If you just want to ask me a bunch of questions, or just shoot the shit, it’s fine. You’re not really going to get better life coaching from anyone on earth, and it also should motivate you to send the money to keep me and the site alive.
Based on the amount of people scheduling (and paying ahead of time), and based on the reviews (which imply there will be repeat customers), I’m not sure how long I’m going to keep this price. Top tier lawyers charge $700, and I’m pretty sure I’m smarter and more interesting that those assholes, and you’re paying beforehand so if the call goes over I’m not going to bill you extra. If you pay for two hours and we go ten minutes over, that is what it is – I’m not checking the time every minute.
Basically, you can find the contact details here. We can talk on that app, which is encrypted like Signal (it’s a Signal fork). I will have a “consulting” page up soon that gives more details about the services. I cannot give financial advice or anything else that requires a license, but we can talk about anything in a theoretical sense for entertainment purposes or whatever.
Also, please do not send any personal information you don’t need to send. I mean, if you’re asking for advice, you might want to tell me personal information, but don’t send me your full name or your telephone number or anything like that. We will talk on the app, you’ll pay anonymously with crypto.
Hit me up. I’m actually full this week, and next week I’m busy IRL, but I can fit in a few more hours next week, and we can also schedule in advance.
Reviews have all been great so far.
Unlike today’s memes, which have gotten universally horrible reviews.
