(NOTE: This was literally ready on Monday. I swear I posted it. It was somehow unposted…! I have another article ready to post now and am just noticing this was not posted. Obviously, the main site here is on the backburner of my brain presently. But I am trying to fit it on one of the front burners. I know this was posted. It was finished totally and just sitting here. Like OJ, I vow to hunt down the person responsible for this grave crime.)
Unfortunately, this week I don’t have the sort of interesting commentary I had last week. Go read that one if you didn’t. Someone hacked my mainframe and put up a fake warning saying the text wasn’t worth reading, but it was actually very inciteful. In… sightful… I didn’t imply to mean it would incite something. That was a genuine homonym error. Many such cases.
In terms of what’s up with me? You ask? Things are going great. Feeling good, drinking various shakes made of grass for the antioxidants. Just joking, I’m not drinking shakes and I’m not doing great either for that matter. No, I’m fine. Great, really. Having a lot of fun working on the project.
Just pounding it out. Grinding.
The new writer is good, right? The Venezuela piece?
Oh and yes, I know some things about the site still look messed up on the phone. I’m slowly working through that with AI. You know, I can’t really hire IT people. I mean someone runs the server. But it’s difficult to give people access to the main site because everyone is out to get me. I am not a programmer, so I left the site looking the same for like 15 years or whatever, then it broke for some reason, and I couldn’t update the thing. I spent like $300 on prepaid cards to try to rebuy the thing, no luck. I still can’t use a VISA card. I’m banned for the rest of my life because of a fat joke in 2017. Did I already tell this story? Anyway, if I did, a lot of people apparently missed it, because people keep whining about the site looking bad. I think it looks good now. Except on a phone if there are embeds. I will fix that at some point this week. Right now, it’s probably 30 hours of my life that have been dumped into trying to fix this. And yes, that is part of why there have been fewer articles. It just is what it is. Anyway, I removed that white line people hated. I liked the white line. But most did not.
I like it better black. White light from the screen literally makes you gay. I hope you know that. It makes you gay.
If you’re not gay already, you are probably against that. If you are gay, it’s possible you want to become even more gay, but you can go elsewhere for that.
Editor’s Pick of the Week:
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Fact-checkers proved that this meme I made was the number one reason Mamdani won the election in New York. Just joking. I didn’t make that meme. It’s probably AI. But it is indeed believed to be the number one reason Mamdani won.
Don’t tell Mamdani, he thinks I made it and sinched him the win. Don’t worry about him reading this. He’s from Africa so he can’t read. I know you’re thinking “yes, but he’s not black, his family were Indian colonizers in Africa.” That’s true but it’s discredited pseudoscience that being black makes it so you can’t read. It’s actually that if you or any of your ancestors ever lived in Africa, you can’t read. It’s because of an ancient voodoo curse. That’s the real science.
I called Mamdani to thank him for winning and demanded he immediately impose Sharia law and communism and he said “roger that, comrade” and hung up the phone. Then later he texted me.
So according to my information, the plan is going forward: he is combining communism with Sharia Law to completely crush the infidels/capitalists.
Even after the killing starts, remember to keep calling his office and demanding he kill more and more people. Also make sure he nationalizes all the Jew diamond shows and gives free diamonds to the workers.
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