I’m still kicking.
Or at least, still loafing.
If I fall, if I die, know I lived and missed some bullets.
I’ll be good.
Everyone else, keep up the great work.
Here’s the Editor’s Pick of the Week:
And the Runner-Up:
Followed by the Primo Collection:
Wait, hold on.
I just wanted to say.
The only thing I ever really wanted was to live on a cheese farm with an 00s indie rock chick who likes books.
No, not that one.
Well, maybe…
But…
Yep.
There we go.
That’s what they took from me.
Now I’m going to die of a brain tumor and it’s hilarious but I’m still kinda bummed.