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Yes, I know these were late, my dearest friends.
It hurts my heart to make friends wait for good things they love.
But I am the meme master, and I deliver the good memes. I don’t deliver shit memes. Well, unless I’m rushed.
So stop rushing me. Ha?
As far as my latest scheme to talk to people on the phone for $500 an hour, I want to be clear: $500 is a “suggested minimum.” It’s actually much more valuable than that, and I only am giving that price because I am middle aged, I have [REDACTED (NOT AIDS)] and the [REDACTED] is gone (totally gone), and I need to sort out money.
You can also donate without calling me. But I’ll talk to you. If you already donated to talk or want to donate and talk, just spam me on the app. I’m not posting the app today, because there are too many messages. I will do it maybe next week or something. But yeah, if I didn’t talk to you yet and you paid, nag me on the app. Many have succeeded, and you will eventually as well. Soon, I will use this money to get a PA, who will schedule these calls for me.
Anyway, I am going to really start begging hard. So wait for it. That is going to happen.
So, here is the Editor’s Pick of the Week:
And here, my good, close friends, is the Runner-Up:
This is the ultimo primo extra collection: