NOTE: DO NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT ME WRITING A SEMI-COHERENT RAMBLING ESSAY BEFORE THE MEMES. IF YOU DON’T WANT TO READ THE ESSAY, NIGGA, SCROLL DOWN. I’M NOT ASKING YOU TO READ THIS SHIT. I’M JUST PUTTING IT HERE IN CASE YOU WANT TO READ IT. THE MEMES ARE DOWN THERE AND IT WILL TAKE YOU LESS THAN ONE SECOND TO PUSH THE “PAGE DOWN” BUTTON TWICE OR I GUESS MAYBE THRICE.

I’m doing Memetic Monday. It’s probably going to be posted late. I was collecting the memes earlier, then I fell asleep at the desk, then I rolled onto the floor and the tile was really nice and cool so I slept there for some unclear number of hours.

As you know, I had stopped doing Memetic Monday. I’ve stopped doing most things related to the Daily Stormer. I still get up and work on my computer for six or ten hours a day most of the time. Some of the stuff you’ll never read. Maybe some of it you’ll read it and won’t know you read it. A lot of it no one will ever read because I think it sucks. I hope some of it you do read.

It seems important you should know this. I didn’t play Oblivion and I definitely didn’t play Expedition 33. I’m not like, hanging out. My work day is the same really as it always was. I’m just typing and trying to figure out the best way forward here.

As I’ve said, it is really fucked up to still be locked out. They let everyone else back in. I’m the only one still locked out. If you’re allowed on Twitter, you’re allowed in, that’s the way this works now. Like, if I was allowed on Twitter, I’d be able to have a Substack and publish more serious types of stuff there. And I’d be able to link this site. And I would be overwhelmingly influential, like I always am whenever I’m allowed in anywhere, allowed to be involved in anything on the internet.

I had never watched Once Upon a Time in Hollywood before. I don’t really know how I feel about the alternate history ending. I really didn’t see it coming. If Tex never killed Tate, would John Lennon still be alive? He’d only be 84. And I’d bet a whole lot of money he’d be talking about Jews. Not just “Zionists,” but “Jews, in general.” Anyway, the Leo midlife crisis arc was interesting, and kind of resonated in some way. But it really isn’t a parallel. I am at the top of my game. My game hasn’t even gotten started yet. I’m not passed my prime, I’m not becoming more useless.

I think if that was my situation, I’d be kinda okay with it. As long as I wasn’t broke (he wasn’t broke). I would just like, you know, chill. If I was passed my prime. But I could be writing shit better than anything I ever wrote before. Someone is going to say “well, quality on DS had dropped a lot before you partially retired,” and yeah, obviously I know that, but that’s because I’d stopped putting the effort in. I was doing other shit for money. Sometimes only working on the site for like an hour and a half a day. Because there was no growth model, no way to get back into the conversation where I can say something and people are compelled to respond.

Sorry, I just ate some weird Mexican rice and it feels like I’m having a heart attack. Sorry. Just hold on please.

Okay I think I’m good now.

Anyway, yeah, the midlife crisis thing could have been a ruse this whole time. It’s being out of the game that is killing me. For a minute there, when they were letting everyone back on, I had a little bit of hope. But kinda not really. Please boomer, don’t shake your head at the incomplete sentence before this one. I wrote it that way on purpose, you subhuman filth. They aren’t going to let me back on, ever, for the same reason that I was nuked off of the internet in a way that to this day, they’ve not come close to doing to a single other individual: it’s because if I have access, I can blow the whole fucking thing up. In 2017, before they shut me off, Daily Stormer traffic was almost doubling every month. I barely had a staff, and I was on a trajectory to being a top 20 global news site. These are facts anyone can go look up. I invented modern antisemitism and I made it very popular very quickly and if they would not have nuked me from orbit, everything in the world would be different right now. I’m the man. Go look at the current alternative media landscape, and try to come up with an estimate of how much of it was taken from me. When it comes to the things that matter, it’s basically all of it. Not just the antisemitism, but the misogyny, the racism, the nationalism, all of it.

NB4 “yes, Anglin, you’ve said this same thing like six million times in the last six months.” Yeah. I know. I know I’ve done that and I’m saying it again. I’m going to skip the part where I whine about money, because honestly, I did good with some meme coins, and I’ve got some ghostwriting jobs that pay pretty well right now. Don’t get me wrong, I’m still mad people don’t donate, and yeah probably if people were donating I would write a lot more. But I’m not whining about that again. Instead, I’m going to whine about what it seems to imply: I’m the only guy who actually even gives a shit. The people who copy my stuff make millions of dollars. And I look at the right-wing movement, and I don’t see anyone who is actually risking anything at all. People are cooperating with feds. I’m just going to tell you, basically everyone is cooperating with the feds. Some of them don’t even know it, which obviously makes them better than the ones who do know it. Then some of them are not stupid enough to get tied up in the fed shit, but will keep their talking points away from the most important things so the money keeps rolling in, and then they will justify their behavior.

I wrote something the other day like: “the human mind is a machine that creates justifications to protect the soul from being forced to look upon the immorality of the human’s behavior.” I think I maybe said it better last time. But the point is: there is no difference between Tucker Carlson refusing to talk about the Holocaust or the Talmud “because people aren’t ready to hear it” and a mother who drowns her children “because she loves them and wanted to protect them.” No one views himself as a bad person. Everyone has to be the hero of their own story or they’re just going to be depressed and useless and probably suicidal.

Every soul is good. Everyone was a baby at some point. And nothing about the soul changes. You have the same soul you had when you were conceived, and it is fundamentally good, so to protect that fundamentally good soul, the mind has to cover up the evil nature of evil behavior. Is it evil for Tucker Carlson (because he is our example) to not figure out a way to talk about the Holocaust and the Talmud? I actually think the answer is yes. Tucker is not an evil person, and he does a lot of good things, but he could be the man to really remind the masses of people what they knew for over a thousand years about the Jews, and forgot a hundred or so years ago, and choosing not to do that is an evil action.

Note: I know a lot of you are going to be asking if Jews are born with good souls, as I say all people are, and I have to confess that I honestly do not know. There is definitely a part of me that believes that Jews are actually not humans, but some kind of demonic race masquerading as humans. But then you have examples of Jews abandoning Jewishness, becoming Christians, and becoming good people. There aren’t that many examples of that. But there are examples. You also have the fact that a Jew can have reproductive sex with a non-Jew, and half-Jews are less prone to evil, while quarter Jews are (usually) just like normal people. I think it is possible that Jews do just have normal souls, but that they are so abused as children, systematically by their culture, that they become much more capable of evil. And this is combined with two thousand years of breeding for genetic character traits that make this process easier. Further, the Jewish religion is satanic, and Jews appear to engage in various practices designed to invite demonic possession. Anyway, “are Jews humans with souls or are they some kind of satanic demon creatures descended from angels who rebelled with Lucifer or something like that?” is an interesting question. The Bible, in Genesis 6, talks about “sons of God” (often interpreted to mean fallen angels) impregnating the “daughters of men” (normal human women) and creating some kind of new evil race of creatures, and it could be that’s what the Jews are. I would not be surprised.

But I also wouldn’t be surprised if they are humans who simply have genetics and traditions that make them more prone to being evil.

By the way, let me just put this one here:

Judaism is not “people who practice the religion of the Israelites in the way they did before Jesus came.” That is a lie and a stupid lie. That religion can’t be practiced anymore because the Romans – shoutout to my Romans – burned the Jew temple in the first century. Also, even if you didn’t know that, because you’re a boomer and you basically don’t know shit, why would you believe people were special for rejecting Christ? But it isn’t even about the religion for the Christian Zionists, it’s a bloodline thing, and that has all kinds of problems, because most of the decedents of the Abrahamic tribes became Christians (and later some of them Moslems). If it’s about a bloodline thing, we should really be sending infinity money and weapons to the Lebanese Christians, who, due to high levels of endogamy, have something like over a 90% genetic overlap with the people of the Old Testament.

Aside from the Mizrahi Jews (who are nowhere near as genetically similar to ancient Levantine peoples as Lebanese and Syrian Christians, having well over 50% Arab/Turkic DNA), the Jews of the state of Israel have only minor trace DNA connections to the people of the Old Testament.

This is without even mentioning the fact that Saint Paul said, explicitly, that the “Old Covenant” doesn’t exist anymore, and that the Jews are the enemies of all mankind, meaning that any form of Christian support for the State of Israel is a heresy.

During the Ted Cruz vs. Tucker Carlson debate, Ted didn’t know the verse, but knew that the Bible said that we should “bless Israel.” Tucker asked what he believed was meant by Israel, and he said that it’s the current political state of Israel. He explained it was because it’s the same word. But that would be like if I went down to the court and legally changed my name to “Jesus Christ” and then told Christians they have to worship me “because I am Jesus Christ.” And when people protested, I pulled out my driver’s license that said “Jesus Christ” on it.

I think if I did this then sent Ted Cruz like, $150,000, he would go on Fox News and talk about me and say “as a Christian, I was taught in Sunday school to worship Jesus Christ, and this man, a gentleman from Columbus, Ohio, is Jesus Christ. I have seen it on his driver’s license. Printed right there in black and white, as clear as day, that driver’s license says ‘Jesus Christ.’ And when I call him up on WhatsApp to worship him, he speaks to me, and guides me on the true path that he’s laid out for me, and that is why I’ve introduced this bill to abolish the age of consent.”

But wait.

This isn’t the topic today.

I mean, there probably should be a big article about this, going through:

• It’s not the religion of the OT
• It’s not the blood of the OT
• The Old Covenant was literally abolished, explicitly, in the NT, so it doesn’t even matter anyway

Since we’re apparently back in Christian Zionism world with Donald Trump talking about how God is sending him messages to murder people, I guess we need to go through and explain this in some more detail? I guess? Is it even worth it? Can anyone dumb enough to believe this bullshit be convinced by Jewish religious history (as documented by the rabbis themselves along with the Romans), DNA records, and very plainly stated verses from the New Testament?

It feels sort of like writing an essay for my dog about why he shouldn’t eat his own shit. I don’t think the dog will read the essay, and if he does he won’t accept the conclusions, regardless of the sources I cite.

And basically, if you’ve seen these videos from Gaza and you can say with a straight face “this is what Jesus would want” you are so evil and retarded that there really isn’t anything I can do for you.

And anyway, in terms of “you know, I should write X thing…” – a lot of stuff doesn’t get done around here, frankly. You should see the schedule now that I don’t have the Stormer schedule. I’ve written between 20% and 85% of approximately 22 books.

What is the topic today? Wait, isn’t it supposed to be memes? Is this Meme Monday? What?

Just hold your horses.

What I was attempting to communicate was that while communicating what comes across as whining about how everyone copied my material and made millions and I can’t hardly make enough from donations to pay for the monthly website bills, what I’m really wanting to communicate is how difficult it is is to deal with the fact that no one gives a shit. Despite the poor finances of the site, I’m not personally broke, I’m good at gambling and I’ve got a decent side gig. What causes me to glitch out is that there is no one out there willing to actually take risks. When they unpersoned me, they said “let that serve as a warning to you,” and everyone heeded the warning. Not literally everyone, of course. There are some good guys on the internet, and I know a lot of you readers are good guys who would be willing to take the risk, you’re just not in a position to do so. But what it looks like is if you make someone comfortable, get them a couple milly so they can live it up, doing the right thing just doesn’t matter to them anymore.

I guess it’s like that thing Jesus said.

Everyone’s gotta get paid and I’ve never begrudged someone for it. I have begrudged Tucker Carlson for doing ad reads, even like, during that Ted Cruz interview. I think that was one of the most important interviews in modern American history, and I think Tucker has enough money.

He tweeted out an ad for a crypto gambling site underneath the interview and I also don’t think he should have done that.

Now he’s advertising a documentary about the Chinese mafia running drugs in America (which is true, Chinese criminals entered under Biden’s open borders policy). But the ad claims that the drug gangs are linked to “Chinese communism,” which is just a dirty fucking lie.

There is no Chinese mafia in China because crime is illegal in China and if Trump deported these drug dealers to China, and presented evidence of their crimes, they’d be executed by the “communist” government of China. Malaysia had a problem with Chinese drug gangs, and they requested China come deal with it. The Chinese sent special police and arrested all of the leaders then sent them back to China to face execution. The idea that the Chinese government is working with ethnic Chinese criminals in America is absolute bullshit, and I guarantee you that there will not be a single piece of evidence connecting any Chinese criminal operating in America to the Chinese government.

But hey, you know what? There is an ethnic mafia operating in this country which is doing a lot worse things than dealing drugs, and they are doing so with 100% backing of their home country. I don’t want to say the name of this ethnic group or their country, because that would be politically incorrect and could hurt someone’s feelings. However, this other ethnic group and their crimes, and the connection of criminals from this ethnic group operating in the United States with the full knowledge and with the cooperation of their country of origin, is who I would want to make a documentary about. I would think that would be a lot more helpful than more propaganda pushing for war with the Chinese.

I’ve singled out Tucker. I did it several times. I do it because I think he’s the one that might actually listen. And he’s the biggest. Joe Rogan might technically be bigger, but Tucker is more influential.

By the way, does anyone else think Joe Rogan looks like shit? That’s the real red pill, let me tell you. He is always talking about all of this health stuff, and a lot of it or most of it I agree with, but he just really does not look very good. I think a big part of it is the steroids, which I don’t totally understand the reasoning behind. I guess we’re supposed to believe that this “look” he has is in some way related to martial arts, but no martial artist takes that amount of steroids to get big useless arms. Honestly, I think with Joe you’ve got yet another sad case of a short guy thinking muscles will make him taller. It doesn’t work that way, guys. I wish it did. I might well be all geared up myself if it did. But it doesn’t. A woman will pick the 6’2″ skinny fat guy over the 5’5″ max roided guy every time, despite whatever redpill logic about how women are attracted to strength. Women aren’t and never were attracted to strength for its own sake, they were attracted to status, and women are hardwired to believe height is the ultimate male status marker. But Joe Rogan is rich and famous and has basically the highest possible status and even if he really is 5’3″ or whatever, he can have sex with any woman he wants. I’m pretty sure he’s also married with kids and makes a thing of his fidelity? He’s definitely never been accused of a sex scandal, and you’d definitely think he would have been.

The roids are doing something horrible to his face, I think. Making him look all puffy and leathery like. It’s really not a good look he’s got going. He doesn’t look healthy.

But I wouldn’t expect Joe Rogan to put anything on the line. He’s not a Christian, he believes humans are invented by aliens or we’re in a simulation or some other retarded weed shit. If I didn’t believe in God, I wouldn’t risk anything to do the right thing. Frankly, if I didn’t believe in God, I would act like Lenin or Pol Pot, and I don’t think there is anything wackier than “Jew atheists” like Sam Harris and the “Weinstein brothers” saying “even though God doesn’t exist we should all act like he does.” If I didn’t believe in God, there would be rape and murder and a lot worse, because it is just basic common sense that if you don’t believe in God, the only thing that matters is power. Full stop. Instead, every atheist is like, obsessed with signaling how moral they are because they love niggers so much. Weird, huh? Doesn’t make sense!

But just as I can’t imagine not believing in God and not going full Pol Pot, I can’t imagine believing in God and putting money and comfort before doing the right thing.

I could not imagine standing in front of Christ on his throne, with all of the Saints behind him, and being asked: “So, while the Jews were running America into the ground, doing abortion and trannies, financially looting the entire place, the whole thing, while also committing a genocide in Gaza and dragging Christians into wars for them, you had a couple mill to make a documentary, and you decided to do one about the Chinese? Instead of the Jews? And this is while you were well aware of various State Department plans to drum up a war with China. Can you go ahead and walk me through exactly what your thinking there was?”

I loath the reality I’m going to have to answer for all my sex sins. But I also know that like, pretty much all of us are going to be having to answer for those sorts of things. I’ll be answering for sex sins next to some very great men of God. And I’m going to be able to say “My Lord, I put it all on the line to try to stop these Jews, and you know what it cost me.”

Tucker Carlson is going to be a man who had a unique power to do immense good in the world, and while doing some good (he does do quite a bit of good), decided to push for a war with the Chinese instead of taking the Jews head-on, because one thing made a lot of money and the other could result in losing everything.

“There’s no reward without risk” is an eternal rule of the universe, and it will be true at the Final Judgement as well. Those who risked are going to be rewarded. Those who took the path of least resistance, which was also the path lined with gold, are not going to be rewarded.

The only thing I think about anymore is death and the life to come.

I don’t know what Tucker is thinking. I guess it just goes back to the whole thing about how the mind creates all of these justifications for you. I guess that’s all it is. But we do have free will and we do have choices and obviously, Tucker Carlson is reading this right now. The New York Times reported (with a named source) that he used me as a source for stories, and he never denied it.

Anyway, the reason I am writing all of this is that I promised to do memes today, and then I thought “I’d better write something with the memes.” I’m sorry if it was not much new. But I think I’m moving forward. And I think I’m gonna have a comeback. It might be another year or two. But assuming this one little health issue I have doesn’t become a bigger problem, I’m going to be around for a while, and I’m going to make a comeback. It’s what I pray for. When people ask me if there is anything they can pray for me, I tell them to ask God to let me serve Him by doing what I am best at.

All of the credit for the fact we are doing memes today goes, fittingly, to the man who invented memes, A. Wyatt Mann. He’s been a friend and a supporter for well over a decade, and recently he started posting stuff like this:

So I promised him I’d bring the memes back today.

For those who don’t recognize the name A. Wyatt Mann, he’s the guy who drew this:

Among many, many other important and influential characters. So it is literally not any kind of exaggeration to describe him as “the man who invented memes.”

There is still no more important meme than Le Happy Merchant (a name given by 4chan, by the way, not by Mr. Mann himself), and there is nothing I can think of that is more relevant, as we stand on the edge of war with Iran, than this:

He still makes memes and pretty much every week they would pop up in our Memetic Mondays. So that is the reference above to him fleeing the wreckage of Memetic Monday with his dank memes. Just in case someone somehow didn’t get that.

A few years ago, he did a now-classic digital collection of new merchant memes (many of which were based on edits of his original). For example:

One of the great honors of this life God has blessed me with has been being featured in some of his memes.

Also, I love the Merchant Anglin meme.

By the way, I think I’m the only non-politician to have been featured in art by both A. Wyatt Mann and Ben Garrison, the latter having produced art to help me promote my pro-pedophile activism.

Wait, no, Ben Garrison didn’t draw that. That is signed by someone named “Lewis C. Anon,” and, unfortunately, like most pro-pedophile memes, is not particularly good. I mean, for one thing, I’m as against thong flip-flops as I am against age of consent laws. I’m a slides man, til the day I die. I want that on my tombstone: “slides man.”

Ben did several memes to help me promote hate, bullying, Hitler, copyright infringement, impersonation, and killing.

It’s still technically Monday as I write, so I hope these memes upload fast, and it will be Monday when it’s posted.

Wait, wait, wait. I have to do something not funny. I need to say that Ben is – no, no, wait, that’s not the not funny thing. The not funny thing is that although I do identify as a pedophile activist, and support forced child marriage, I have not actually ever violated an age of consent law. Given my personal situation, I don’t violate any laws, ever. I don’t even do cocaine. I mean, not now that I’m scared to go to Brazil because they’ve gone insane with the hate speech stuff.

Can I post another scene from “Once Upon a Time…”? Is that allowed? Two scenes from the same “sort of kinda fun” film in one article?

(Honestly, the film is probably better than “sort of kinda fun,” I just frankly didn’t think it had enough feet in it to be considered “great.”)

He says to that bitch: “Prison tried to get me all my life, ain’t got me yet and the day it does, it won’t be because of you.” That’s what I’ve always said to any hooker that couldn’t show me an ID. Those exact words.

It’s funny prison has been trying to get me all my life for… jokes I made on the internet. So I guess that is going back to funniness, after having had to take this time to say something totally unfunny?

But I say it for the bros: they destroyed Cody Wilson, hero inventor of the 3D printed gun, on some trumped-up age of consent bullshit. This is like, the easiest way to get screwed by the feds. Most of us at this point know that if some neighbor comes over and asks you to saw the barrel of his shotgun because he lost his shotgun-shortening saw that you don’t do it, but young men are often powerless when it comes to pussy, so please, bros, be careful.

Anyway, to let the unfunny continue to flow, when they did up Cody, he actually did ask for an ID and she produced a fake one that the feds made for her (like, they used a real ID making machine to make a fake ID). So, seriously. If you’re out there doing activism type stuff (even if it’s an anon Twitter account that you kinda think or at least hope the feds don’t know is you), you really gotta assume that any girl who shows up in your orbit is part of some kind of plot against you.

Someday, the revolution will happen, and we will have forced child marriages to be consummated after first menstruation as God intended. But that day is not today. And while the “get the hell away from anyone who starts talking about violence” rule is well understood, the old-fashioned honey pot probably doesn’t get discussed enough. I think it’s likely, given the current dynamics, the feds are about to start a wave of shenanigans against right-wingers. I’ve published several guides on how to avoid such shenanigans in the past, though it might be time for an updated version. Although I’m somehow in an even worse position than I was in 2017 in terms of censorship, the landscape in general does include a lot more of the kind of speech Jews do not like, and it doesn’t really seem possible that this is going to be allowed to go on indefinitely without some kind of pushback.

It could be that there actually will be a serious war with Iran and they will just pass laws restricting speech. The US has done that during every major war in the past. This time, Palantir might just drone bomb you for posting a meme that hurts a Jew’s feelings (as you hear the drone screeching through the sky headed for your residence, that illegal “bald JD Vance” meme appears on all your devices). Or maybe there will be a big false flag. I don’t know. Regardless, they will be seeking to make examples of people. Speaking of making examples, Candace needs to be careful with her Harvey Weinstein thing, because if she accuses women who won in court of lying, that is a dream defamation lawsuit for Jew lawyers that they could turn into some kind of Alex Jones type situation.

Anyway, serious stuff is garbage and I hate it.

Hopefully the memes bring us back to Fun Land.

Re: Fun Land, here’s the Editor’s Pick of the Week:

And the Official Runner-Up:

Followed by: the primo collection.

Final Message/Warning:

I’m pushing “Publish” at 23:49. Monday.

Memetic Monday is back, and it is never late.