It’s a good week in America – we’ve got a brand new current thing.
The whole standing with Ukraine thing was becoming a bit of a drag – thankfully, we can now officially drop that and start talking nonstop about abortion.
The left and right are reportedly heavily relieved by this.
The only people upset are some certain birthing persons, who are left in a state of confusion. Maybe also some Ukraine people, though we must assume they were getting a bit bored as well.
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