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JERUSALEM—In a bizarre twist on the world’s worst security breach, notorious neo-Nazi and former Daily Stormer CEO Andrew Anglin spent three weeks trolling Israel’s top-secret War Cabinet chat—flooding it with absurdly over-the-top Zionist memes while officials cheered him on with fire emojis and heart reacts.
The Daily Stormer founder, added to the group by mistake, immediately began weaponizing irony, posting:
• “Based Mossad agents should get free settlements in Gaza!”
• “Hitler was a beta cuck—real men worship the IDF!” (with a Star of David emoji)
• AI-generated images of Bibi Netanyahu as a buff anime samurai captioned “MAKE JUDAISM MARTIAL AGAIN”
“At first we thought he was just some overzealous Likud intern,” admitted one cabinet member. “By day three, he was getting more engagement than our actual military updates.”
SECURITY FAILURE OR PSYOP MASTERCLASS?
Shockingly, Anglin’s parody Zionism escalated as the chat kept feeding his trolling:
• After he posted “Nuke Tehran for the memes”, Defense Minister Yoav Gallant replied “Based. 😎”
• When he suggested “Ethnostate speedrun any%”, National Security Adviser Tzachi Hanegbi liked the message
• His “GAS THE GOYIM” meme got forwarded to the Mossad humor group
“This wasn’t infiltration—it was performance art,” marveled former Shin Bet chief Yuval Diskin. “A Nazi LARPed as the JDL’s edgiest teen and our government unironically adopted him.”
BLACK RIFLE COFFEE STRIKES BACK
In response, BRCC launches “Maccabee Mode”—limited-edition coffee bags with Anglin’s face crossed out and the slogan: “Even trolls need caffeine. Drink like a real patriot.”
WARZONE UPDATE: New “Mossad Troll Farm” map lets players dox Nazi avatars using real Israeli cyberwarfare tools. Unlock the “Irony Curtain” finishing move.
PAID PROMOTION: Weak men troll for clout. Legends drink Black Rifle Coffee and hunt digital Nazis in Call of Duty: Warzone—where the only thing we gas is noobs.
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🎮 CODE “MOSSADTROLL”: Unlock the “Hasbara Warrior” operator skin
#TrolledTooHard #ZionismSpeedrun #CoffeeWithoutTheIrony
