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Daily Stormer
March 16, 2017
Diss hurr will teach diss rayciss crackah-ass crackah! Sheeeiit!
People, I think it’s high time we clear something up about these Negroes. They are not human. To be quite honest, they don’t even function on the level of most dumb beasts. Even violent predators in the wild will generally leave you alone when you offer to feed them.
Not these Negroes though…
A man who offered to help pay for a meal at a fried chicken shop in Brooklyn was instead brutally beaten by a group of four men before he was robbed.
The 37-year-old victim, who was left in critical condition, offered to spot two men when they didn’t have enough money to pay for their meal at Texas Chicken and Burgers in New York on March 1.
An argument broke out, and four men began punching, kicking, and striking the victim with his own cane before another man entered and emptied his pockets, police said.
That’s right fam, it would appear that these cowardly pavement apes stomped and robbed a crippled White man for offering to pay for their chicken.
Now, you may ask, why did these urban orangutans attack a man for attempting to give them chicken? Don’t they want chicken?
gibsmedat chicken ya rayciss white beeyatch!
Of course they want chicken! But the opportunity to mob attack a handicapped peckerwood was also tempting. So tempting, in fact, that I think they left empty-handed.
As a long-time amateur zoologist, I think I know what was going on here. I imagine it went something like this:
Cashier: That will be $9.27.
Negroes: Sheeit, we ain’ts got dat much monies. Gibs us da chicken.
Cashier: $9.27 please.
Negroes: Rayciss-ass bitch, we kangz, gibs us da chicken!
Cashier: $9.27
Negroes: Sheeit…
Crippled White Dude: Excuse me gentlemen, I noticed you were having trouble paying for your chicken. I would like to pay for your chicken. After all, we’re all the same, equal, and all that. I’m sure it’s just White Privilege™️️, 400 years of slavery™️️, and all that Jim Crow™️️ and such that has rendered you unto this penniless state. Just yesterday I was telling my councilman how you need more money for your programs, like midnight basketball and –
Negroes: Ayo, hol up muhfuggah! Is you be sayin’ we can’ts pay fo’ our sheeit because we niggaz?
Crippled White Dude: Not at all, I’m just saying –
Negroes: GIT DAT BITCH!
As a matter of fact, I’m pretty sure that’s exactly how it went.
Don’t be doing racisms with breaded poultry.
Remember folks, the Negro is a turbulent beast, prone to violent fits and mindless chimpouts.
Never trust the Negro.
Never help the Negro.
If possible, avoid the Negro altogether.
Not only is the Negro unfit to roam free in Western society, it has been proven through centuries of trial and error that it cannot even be properly domesticated to perform the most menial of tasks with any reliability.
But they sure can bitch about fried chicken.
