Oh, a new Jewish hate documentary against Elon Musk?
Who could have predicted something like this?
Right on the heels of the news that Elon Musk is nearing a deal to buy Twitter, a television documentary about the polarizing businessman has been announced to premiere this May.
Titled “Elon Musk’s Crash Course,” the upcoming film is the latest in FX and The New York Times’ collaborative documentary series “The New York Times Presents,” which provides in depth looks at prominent people and events, ranging from Janet Jackson to Juul to the 2020 Australian bushfire disasters. The series is best known for its two in-depth films about Britney Spears, “Framing Britney Spears” and “Controlling Britney Spears,” which helped contribute to the eventual end of the singer’s conservatorship.
Directed by Emma Schwartz, “Elon Musk’s Crash Course” is an exposé into Musk’s company Tesla, and its work on self-driving cars. Featuring the reporting from Cade Metz and Neal Boudette of The New York Times, the film will dive into how Tesla’s Autopilot program has resulted in several deaths that Musk and the company has yet to publicly acknowledge, and details Musk’s efforts to kill government investigations into the incidents. Several former Tesla employees will be featured in the documentary, speaking out against Musk for the first time.
Schwartz produces the film
Yeah sure Jews.
Okay.
Squirm all you want.
King Elon is in charge now.
We’re working with the communist Chinese.
You’re all going to camps.
You’ll be masturbated to death by bear-faced eagles on an electric staircase made of bones while a dog forces you to play a piano backwards while crowing like a rooster.
You can cry out for the wolves to save you, but we will blow up those philosemitic wolves with exploding electric cars. We will fire exploding Teslas into the dens of those wolves with SpaceX rockets.
The wolves are not coming to save you from the Stairs of Death, Jews.
Your best bet is that the electric self-driving train carrying you to the camp crashes and explodes in transit. To be fair, there is a 45% chance that will happen.
Good luck, ye Jews.
But it’s already happening.
No one can stop it now.
.@ElonMusk is going to restore free speech and help us with Winning the Social Media War! pic.twitter.com/O7VRGE7CTv
— Alex Bruesewitz (@alexbruesewitz) April 25, 2022