Nick Fuentes Reinstated on Twitter as Bulbous Retard Elon Musk Attempts to Rectify Destroyed Reputation

Andrew Anglin May 3, 2024

Elon Musk, who is know for being gay and sucking gay dick, has agreed to reinstate the virulent antisemite Nick Fuentes on Twitter.

FAST FACTS: here’s the screenshot:

Is this real?

Apparently yes. Although I can’t find the account. This is from nearly 12 hours ago, and it’s not back yet, but it’s still morning. Elon was presumably wasted when he posted this. But it would be hard to back down from now.

I am yet to be reinstated. Just for the record. I am not reinstated.

However, if I am reinstated, I will begin shilling for Elon Musk, including encouraging people to buy his ridiculous exploding cars. I will actively promote people risking their very lives in order to drive these overpriced, shitty plastic cars.

I don’t care.

The only thing I care about is free speech, specifically my free speech.

Nick Fuentes uses all of our talking points. After Elon took over, he was briefly reinstated on Twitter and said “we love Hitler” – at least semi-ironically, as a reference to Kanye saying that – and was immediately banned. This is after yonder yipper said no one would get banned for legal speech.

I was banned not for attacking the Jews, but for masturbating to a picture of some guy’s wife. Elon decided he would decide which pictures I could masturbate to. It was a radical, Stalinist notion, to decide what a man can crack his wank to. I was never given any justification. I was never given any satisfaction (save from the initial act of masturbation). Elon has flat-out refused to release guidelines on what pictures people are allowed to masturbate to.

When is Masturbation a Revolutionary Act?

Allow me to elaborate on my banning: some conservative micro-influencer posted a half-naked picture of his wife with the caption “I am married to a goddess.” I said something like: “Thanks for that, bro, I really enjoyed masturbating to this picture of your wife.”

Basically, I was pointing out the bizarre nature of posting whore pics of your own wife. The purpose of a whore pic is to arouse men, and if you are posting these pictures publicly, you are actively trying to arouse men with pictures of your wife. This is apparently supposed to be a secret or something, I don’t know.

Imagine in the time before photographs. What is the analog? It would be inviting strangers from all over the world into your home to look at your naked wife. This is an obviously deviant, bizarre behavior, which I called out in a hilarious way, causing many lols. This shamed not only all women, but all men who enable women to be out-of-control whores.

In a time of universal gooning, masturbating to a picture of a conservative influencer’s wife and then thanking him for it is a revolutionary act.

The point here is: I was not even talking about Jews on Twitter. I was not talking about white people or black people or anything. Mostly, I was doing very tedious posts about the Ukraine war, which was big at the time. I also said some stuff about women. That’s all. The account sucked, frankly. I never really got the hang of what exactly I was doing. I was purposefully trying not to create a problem, and I was banned anyway.

When I was reinstated, there was a wave of Jewish whining in the media about it, and Elon actually defended me against one of his many ex-wives with an eye-roll emoji. I took the eye-roll as a wink-wink. You will notice that I was celebrating Elon at that time.

After Elon posted the eye-roll, the media stopped talking about me. The media is banned from talking about me, in all but very specific circumstances. So they returned to normal procedure. When I was banned for a revolutionary act of masturbation, none of the media published articles thanking Elon. The issue of me being on Twitter was already over, but he just banned me for a semi-edgy post which most people could have easily gotten away with.

And in fact, it’s not even clear that’s what I was banned for. They would not give me any reason. They sent me a form email that had a space to say why I was banned and the space was blank.

If Nick is being reinstated, I should be reinstated. There is no reason not to. We’re ostensibly in the same category. I am a bit more banned than him, but that’s largely because I was banned earlier, and an example of “maximum banned” was set with me. There is still no one else who has had their .com domain stolen and then been victimized by an organized conspiracy of domain registrars to prevent my website from being registered. Also, only two other (legal) sites are banned from CloudFlare. So, I am slightly more banned, and more infamous, but only because I was first. Nick says the same stuff I say and has said it on Twitter, whereas I was being a total cuck and avoiding most controversy in order not to bring heat on Elon.

You are legally allowed to say “Jews should be stripped naked, zip-tied, shot in the back of the head, and thrown in mass graves.” I’m not saying you should say that, or that I would say that. But Elon said “First Amendment.” The First Amendment protects calls for genocides. And of course, there are Jews and “Evangelical Christians” all over Twitter calling for a genocide in Gaza. The head of Breitbart called for a genocide in Gaza on Twitter.

He was not banned for that, by the way.

I would never tweet anything like “Arabs should wipe out Israel. Destroy everything that remains, plow it under, and annex it to Palestine. This is the end for Jews and Israeli terror.” Well, I might say that, actually. But I wouldn’t say it on Twitter. No one can say that on Twitter. Jews can say anything.

Remember when Elon pretended not to know all of these major Jews were calling for genocide in Gaza? Jews are exempt from the rules. Elon banned Angelo Gage for saying “we have to destroy these demons,” saying it was an illegal incitement to genocide Jews, and everyone was like “yeah but the Jews are saying the same thing tho?”

However, even though violent speech is usually legal speech, I don’t have a problem with Twitter having a rule saying all violent speech is banned.

Elon is getting hit with a wave of media attacks which will last maybe three days.

There is no reason not to unban me along with Nick. It will be the same media hit.

There is no difference in a media attack about one or two neo-Nazi white nationalist Hitler-lovers.

I guess they could include something about “a menacing masturbator.”

ELON, BRO: I WILL:

  • SUPPORT YOUR DEATH MACHINE EXPLODING ROBOT CARS

  • STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR MASSIVE WEIGHT GAIN

  • SUPPORT YOUR SHITCOINERY

  • STOP TELLING PEOPLE YOUR MEMES ARE NOT FUNNY

  • SUPPORT DIABLO IV

  • STOP TELLING PEOPLE YOU ARE ONLY PRETENDING TO BE AUTISTIC BECAUSE OTHERWISE THEY WOULD NOTICE THAT YOU’RE A FAT RETARD

  • NOT MASTURBATE TO WHORE PHOTOS PEOPLE POST OF THEIR WIVES

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