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Stupid ass bitch.
Throw her skank ass in the clink. Busted ass hoe don’t know shit about what a man work to make his pastes.
Men out there bust they ass to make them pastes for this bitch, and she out here saying shit ain’t good enough for her goofy ass, like she damn Cleopatra.
A pregnant woman is facing seven years behind bars for slamming tomato puree on Facebook.
Chioma Okoli, 39, a businesswoman from Lagos, is facing criminal prosecution and being sued after she said a renowned brand of canned tomato puree was too sweet.
Silly ass bitch.
What she wants her paste all salty and shit?
On 17 September the active social media user shared her critique of the sauce alongside a photo of an opened can of the Erisco Foods product and asked her following to share their opinions, CNN reports.
One commenter said: “Stop spoiling my brother’s product. If [you] don’t like it, use another one than bring it to social media or call the customer service.”
That’s right, hoe ass bitch.
Trying to bring a nigga down for his paste. Bitch you ain’t even make no paste.
Okoli responded: ‘Help me advise your brother to stop ki***ing people with his product, yesterday was my first time of using and it’s pure sugar.’
(What curse word is being censored there? This is like some Wheel of Fortune shit right here. I can’t even think of any word that fits at all, let alone a curse word that needs to be censored.)
Bitch, your floppy ass ain’t never been in no ike gwuru situation.
The nigga who has slappy ass hoes insulting his paste is in an ike gwuru situation, that’s why he be suing your spooky ass.
A week later, on September 24, she was arrested whilst she attended church and told CNN she was locked in a “leaky police cell”.
“There were no seats, so I stood all through till the next day,” she said. “My legs were inside the water (that came in from the leaking roof).
“Sometimes, I squatted to reduce the pressure on my legs. I was thinking about my children who were at home. I was talking to myself. I would think, I would pray, I was messed up,” she said.
Bitch, you know who’s messed up? The nigga goes on the internet finds your snoopy igbo ass trying to run down the name of his paste.
Bitch ain’t even got no paste and she’s out here thinking she’s the damn sultan of paste. Bitch, your scuttled ass ain’t no sultan you just a slinky ass hoe. Bitch you stank.
The mother-of-three was charged with conspiring with two other individuals with ‘the intention of instigating people against Ericso Foods Limited’.
The following day, Ms Okali was flown to the Nigerian capital Abuja and held at a police station before being released on administrative bail a day later, CNN reported.
She was also charged with ‘instigating Erisco Foods Limited, knowing the said information to be false’, a crime that could end with her going to prison for three years and a fine of seven million naira (£3,950). She has filed two countersuits against thepolice and Ericso and her legal team have coined the battle “David Vs Goliath”.
Ms Okoli, who is pregnant with her fourth child, refused to publicly apologise to Ericso, which was a condition of her bail, since her lawyer told the news outlet she would be apologising under duress.
In an explosive interview, Ericso CEO Eric Umeofia told broadcasters that he would ‘rather die than allow someone to tarnish my image I worked 40 years to grow.’
That nigga Umeofia going balls to the wall bc he out there making paste and this scrumpy ass bitch wants to make a mess of his paste.
Now she getting all her people to back her ass, making a big stank with pink shirts.
(Seriously, watch that video. You can go on social media and find many of these videos. It’s the biggest story right now in Nigeria. I understand why, because as a newsman, I can tell you factually: this is the best news story ever. I plan to start 24/7 coverage of what Nigerians are calling “The Tomato Paste Saga.”)
