No Charges Filed Against Faggot Who Filmed Anal Porno in Congressional Building

It was obvious when this happened that no one would be charged with a crime.

It’s confusing to even explain what the crime would be, given that both sodomy and pornography are legal in America, a niggerfaggot cesspit.

The only possible thing these homos could be charged with is “disrespecting a government buildings” or some such, but only Trump supporters can be charged with that. According to the people who run our country, gay anal is very respectful.

New York Post:

US Capitol Police said Thursday they would not press charges against two men who filmed themselves having gay sex in a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing room last year.

“After consulting with federal and local prosecutors, as well as doing a comprehensive investigation and review of possible charges, it was determined that — despite a likely violation of Congressional policy — there is currently no evidence that a crime was committed,” USCP said in a statement.

One of the men involved has been identified as Aidan Maese-Czeropski, a staffer for Sen. Ben Cardin (D-Md.) who was fired after video of the tryst began to circulate on social media.

Aidan Maese-Czeropski

Maese-Czeropski invoked his Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination during the investigation, according to Capitol Police.

The two people of interest were not cooperative, nor were the elements of any of the possible crimes met,” the statement added. “Our investigators are willing to review new evidence should any come to light.”

See?

It’s very obvious. This is just normal American behavior.

They literally did not commit a crime by filming gay sodomy in a top government building.

The roughly eight seconds of filmed intercourse, first reported by the Spectator, were recorded in the same room where Supreme Court nominees are questioned by lawmakers.

The activity appeared to be a clear violation of DC law, which forbids “a person, in public, to make an obscene or indecent exposure of his or her genitalia or anus, to engage in masturbation, or to engage in a sexual act.”

The obscene encounter seemed to take place near where Sens. Amy Klobuchar (D-Minn.) and Chris Coons (D-Del.) sat for a markup shortly before the footage dropped.

I wouldn’t have even thought sex in public was illegal in DC, but regardless, they were in an empty room. As far as I was aware, no one walked in on them even.

The faggot whose anus you witnessed is trying to use this as a jumping off point for a political career.

That will probably work.

I see no reason why that wouldn’t work.

Elvis Dunderhoff contributed to this article.