“The Masked Governor” Mike DeWine tweeted that he’s entering everyone who gets the vaxx into a lottery system, in which people can win big time.
Big daddy DeWine is a long legged mack daddy!
They’re going to change his name to BIG BUCKS DeWine!
Two weeks from tonight on May 26th, we will announce a winner of a separate drawing for adults who have received at least their first dose of the vaccine. This announcement will occur each Wednesday for five weeks, and the winner each Wednesday will receive one million dollars.
— Governor Mike DeWine (@GovMikeDeWine) May 12, 2021
The Ohio Department of Health will be the sponsoring agency for the drawings, and the Ohio Lottery will conduct them. The money will come from existing federal Coronavirus Relief Funds.
— Governor Mike DeWine (@GovMikeDeWine) May 12, 2021
I know that some may say, “DeWine, you’re crazy! This million-dollar drawing idea of yours is a waste of money.” But truly, the real waste at this point in the pandemic — when the vaccine is readily available to anyone who wants it — is a life lost to COVID-19.
— Governor Mike DeWine (@GovMikeDeWine) May 12, 2021
Come on doowwwwwwwn!
Five people are going to win $1 million!
Think of what you could do with a million bucks! And all you have to do is bow down and serve the BEAST with your body and soul!
You’d better get ready for life in the fast lane*!
Listen to the money talk!
This is rock ‘n roll, baby! Rock ‘n roll vaxx!
You just hit the big time!
If that wasn’t enough – Diamond Mike is throwing in even more prizes! He’s giving a scholarship to 12-17 year olds who get vaxxed!
On Wednesday, May 26th, we will announce the winner of a drawing of all those 17 years old and under who have been vaccinated, and the winner will receive a full, four-year scholarship to our State of Ohio universities. This will include tuition, room and board, and books.
— Governor Mike DeWine (@GovMikeDeWine) May 12, 2021
If you’re asking “why do 12-17 year olds need to be vaxxed when they are at zero risk from the virus?” then the answer is very simple: they can spread the virus to grandma! Then grandma is dead as a doornail!
Of course, you will then ask “well, isn’t grandma already vaxxed?” Yes, of course she is, but the vaxx doesn’t really work that well! Anyone can still get the virus when they’ve been vaxxed! That’s why we need to vaxx everyone – even people with zero risk from the virus!
We’ve gotta finish the job! We’ve gotta include everyone in this kooky experimental drug test! Otherwise, people in their 70s and 80s could die!
Mike’s gonna finish the job!
Yes, we have achieved a lot. We are safer today, and the future of Ohio has never been brighter because of your efforts to fight #COVID19. But, our work is not done. This is our time, and vaccines are our opportunity. Find an appointment ➡ https://t.co/p44wrHVQJG pic.twitter.com/2JtpDT35pL
— Governor Mike DeWine (@GovMikeDeWine) May 13, 2021
Bob Barker never finished the job!