Ohio: Two Martin Looter Kang Joggers and Cunt Accomplice Steal 100 Right Shoes

There’s no news, so we’re just reporting on random black crimes.

We’re just reminding you: black people commit many crimes.

Also, this story is funny because they brought a white bitch along with them. And they didn’t steal pairs. If you see a nigga walking around with one shoe, you know the score.

New York Post:

What a sole-less crime.

Three brazen thieves stole over 100 right-footed shoes during a booze-fueled robbery as the demoralized owner considered permanently closing his shop over the devastating blow to his business.

The owner of Sole Bros in Downtown Cincinnati, Hunter Emigh, shared on Facebook last week that he began receiving notifications from his security system at around 2 a.m. on Oct. 8 and saw three suspects inside his store pillaging his products.

The thieves made off with “over 100 right shoes taken, several full pairs, tons of clothing pieces, as well as other items and personal belongings,” Emigh wrote, along with security footage of the criminal act.

Security video from outside the store shows one of the thieves — wearing a red sweatsuit and gym bag — taking a swig from what appears to be a liquor bottle before breaking into the store, which held its grand opening in March.

That same thief was later seen calmly walking around the business showroom carrying multiple shoes in his arms.

Another of the shoe raiders, seen in a black sweatshirt and face mask, was caught on camera limping into the business, and the third, a woman, stood outside of the business, appearing to be standing guard.

All these bitches got hunchback now.

Frankly, that hunch is more disgusting than fucking niggers.