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She’ll melt his popsicle. 🫣 Katy Perry shamelessly shared that she rewards her fiancé, Orlando Bloom, with this sex act when he does chores around the house. pic.twitter.com/yBYfj4Nwb1
— Page Six (@PageSix) September 4, 2024
Previously: 40-Year-Old Zombie Katy Perry “Rewards” Orlando Bloom with Sucky-Suck If He Does the Dishes (read this if you missed it)
Oh, jeez.
This is so sad.
Orlando Bloom is now the world’s best cleaner.
The British actor, 47, had the perfect response to his fiancée Katy Perry confessing on “Call Her Daddy” that she rewards Bloom with oral sex for accomplishing household chores.
“If I come downstairs and the kitchen is clean, and you’ve done it all, and you’ve done all the dishes, and you’ve closed all the pantry doors, you better be ready to get your d–k sucked,” Perry said on Wednesday’s episode of Alex Cooper’s podcast.
Bloom responded to Perry’s NSFW confession in the comments section of her latest Instagram.
“I’ve cleaned the whole house,” he wrote.
Bloom’s comment on Perry’s post — which featured photos from her “Call Her Daddy” appearance — has over 5,000 likes and 150 replies.
Perry, 39, has been with Bloom for eight years. The couple got engaged in February 2019 and welcomed their daughter, Daisy Dove, in August 2020.
Bloom is also dad to son Flynn, 13, whom he shares with ex-wife Miranda Kerr.
Why would he follow up on such an embarrassing news story?
“Yes, I’m very proud that I work for a 40-year-old woman and I’m very proud she sucks my dick when I’m a good boy. She is my mommy.”
Shameful.
Why isn’t this sad man working on his failed career instead of doing little jobs for a pat on the head from mommy?
