Orthodox Renaissance Not a Meme: Patriarch Demands New Butlerian Jihad!

Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
August 28, 2018

Pretty cool report if you ask me.

Kids learning how to make icons, how to craft out crosses and church arches. The Patriarch of Moscow, Kirill, Putin’s homeboy, he’s talking about how the Globalists want to use tech to control us.

He’s warning about tech making us all slaves.

Soon, he’ll be talking about Butlerian Jihad against the machines, that’s how based the Orthodox church is getting.

When I finished watching, I immediately thought of Sweden. I thought about how the uber-cucks are paying money to get chips implanted in them by literal government-issued demons.

Look at its hair. It’s tattoos. It’s distended earlobes. The thing has something embedded in its left hand too, if you look closely.

Lol.

Swedes.

So arrogant. So full of themselves. Looking down their noses at everyone. Unable to come to terms with the fact that Sweden might not be the Kindom of Heaven come because we’ve got socialized medicine!!!! and every other country is a living hell on Earth because they don’t.

You know they’re going to go along with it.

“Hello, I’m here to implant your government mandated dermal RFID chip!”

“BYORK BYORK OOOKEYYY, LEFT HAND OR RIGHT HAND BYORK CUCK!!!xD”

Those barbarian burgers and slavish slavs, refusing to get tagged, ha! They are so backwards and ignorant! 

Okay, okay.

That was a bit much.

Anyways, I like the Orthodox Authoritarian State that Putin’s building. People who criticize Jesus getting shut down. Church getting stronger. Fags on the run.

Been listening to Orthodox monastic chants lately too. To get in the mood.

But there’s still work to be done.

I humbly propose the Orthodox church bans the following things

  1. Rap
  2. MTV
  3. Facebook
  4. Tattoos
  5. Craft beer
  6. Hipster beards
  7. Skateboards (promote wholesome roller-blading culture instead)
  8. Niggers
  9. Instagram
  10. Burger King

And yeah, they gotta put the uppity Moslems in their place.

Once they take care of libshit and remnant atheist Soviet intelligentsia types, I imagine it will be easier though.