Paris Happenings: Meme Warfare

Zeiger
Iron March
November 14, 2015

Every friggin' time...
Every friggin’ time…

After the Paris massacre by moslem terrorists, you can be sure that for the next few days the conversations around the water cooler and family gatherings will become significantly more… interesting. Our enemies are already hard at work spreading their insipid memes to do damage control, and those are sure to infiltrate even the conversations you take a part of in your daily life. In these times of major happenings, it’s especially important to establish yourself as the authority in your social circle in these matters. You do this by having a clear and simple message that you repeat every time the subject comes up. Then someone in your entourage is sure to parrot the stupid things he’s heard on the news or read on tumblr to stump you.

So in this article I’ll go over the memes you’re likely to encounter while discussing the Paris attacks and it’s implications. I’ll give you some powerful rebuttals you can use to establish dominance over the social justice warriors who mindlessly toe the media line.

Our position

There’s going to be a lot of resentment against moslems in the air. While it would be easy to capitalize on it and amplify it, you should use the opportunity to push a more general explanation of what is happening and push the people around you towards nationalism and traditional values. On the other hand, we will mercilessly attack those who make excuses for the moslems instead of worrying about their own people. A good basic talking point about the attacks would sound like:

“Yeah, the Paris massacre is pretty horrific – but you shouldn’t be surprised this is happening. Whenever different races/ethnicities share the same space, there’s going to be struggle over resources and political influence. It’s always been this way and always will be this way. The only possible solution is for everyone to have their own countries. This would stop this terrorism overnight.”

Liberal memes

“These terrorists don’t represent true Islam, which is a religion of peace”

Where did you read that? Moslems are always fighting each other. The middle east has been at war for centuries. Moslems are always either fighting against each other or invading the lands of the “infidels”. Islam is 100% a religion of war and conquest.

“Moslems are treated so badly in France, it’s normal they’re acting out against french racism”

If moslems feel they’re treated unfairly by the french, why not stay in their own nations? This is absurd. Moslems go to France because they feel their lives are better there. This is like being hosted at someone else’s house, being well fed but trowing a tantrum and burning down the house because the wine wasn’t to your liking.

“Multiculturalism isn’t the problem, it’s religious extremism that’s causing all these problems”

Oh really? Where are all the Christian and Buddhist terrorists then? How many theaters have been shot up by southern baptists or mormons recently? You’re completely disconnected from reality if you can’t even process the things happening right in front of your eyes.

“There are white terrorists too, like Anders Breivik”

When different ethnic groups are forced to be near each other, there’s always going to be bloodshed. And this blood is on the hands of those who promote multiculturalism, not on those who want to preserve natural barriers between people.

“We can’t change our values because of these attacks, or else the terrorists win”

The only values we should have are those that are good for our people. If your “values” are to tolerate the worst perversions and let in unlimited people who hate us, then we need to throw them out along with the terrorists. The terrorists “win” when we convert to an islamic caliphate. They’ll lose once we have our own sovereign nations.

“Why can’t we just all get along…”

Why can’t the lion get along with the gazelle? Why can’t the bears just share their territories with the other animals? It doesn’t take a lot of thought to answer those questions. We can’t get along because we all want the same resources and territories, and only one group can control them at a time. It’s time to stop living in a dream world and accept reality, or else our entire civilization will be destroyed.

“This is why we need to support jews, who face persecution from these barbarians”

The jews are just another foreign people from the middle east. We want nothing to do with the middle east and it’s quarrels. We need to stop spending our resources and sacrificing the lives of our young men to meddle in the squabbles of desert peoples.

“Once moslems integrate, they’ll have the same values as us, we just need to be more inclusive”

What values are you talking about? Buying gadgets and baubles to forget the pain of working your life away for a corporation who’ll soon replace you by indian immigrants? Absolute tolerance of the most disgusting degeneracy? Men cutting their penises off? You think moslems are going to buy all of this and become chill with us? All this garbage needs to go. The moslems can have whatever weird culture they want in their countries, and we’ll keep our traditional culture, values and lifestyle here.

“This is only happening because France is bombing Syria”

Which presses the point that we should have nothing to do with these people. Leave the middle east alone, and the middle easterners with it. There’s countless factions fighting each other there, and if we support one we risk suffering a Charlie hebdo or a Paris massacre.

“They deserve it because of french colonialism”

Oh, so we’re allowed to keep score now? So in your mind every conquest we’ve suffered by moslem invaders justifies us killing hundreds of their civilians in response? There’s over 500 of those recorded by history. Are you completely nuts?

“We can’t just exclude foreigners just to stop terrorism!”

No, terrorism is just one symptom of the problem. By each having our own countries, we’d be getting rid of all ethnic tensions, the need for affirmative action policies, lowering crime, improving schools and creating a sense of community among our people. Stopping terrorism would just be a nice side effect.

Go forth and meme away!

There’s going to be many opportunities in the next days to push your memes with your family, friends, coworkers and fellow students. Don’t hesitate to present your position with confidence, and keep these comebacks handy to smite down those who peddle media nonsense.