KAME HOUSE, EARTH—The Dragon Ball universe was thrown into madness this week when a dimensional glitch accidentally added Pikachu to Goku’s elite “Z-Fighter Battle Plans” group chat—leading to the most unexpected crossover disaster in anime history.
WHAT WENT DOWN IN THE CHAT:
• Pikachu spammed Thunderbolt GIFs, short-circuiting Bulma’s Scouter servers
• Vegeta raged after Pikachu called him “a grumpy purple cat” (compared to Meowth)
• Goku tried to fight Pikachu through the phone, asking “Wait, does this count as a real battle?”
• Piccolo demanded a “who would win” poll, then lost to Pikachu 87%-13%
SENSU BEAN MARKET CRASHES
The fallout was instant:
• Frieza posted “😂👏”—his first-ever emoji usage
• Trunks and Goten challenged Pikachu to a Poké Ball capture battle
• Shenron’s group chat status changed to “😐…just fix this.”
POLL: FANS PREFER CELL GAMES TO THIS
A shocking fan survey revealed:
• 92% of Saiyans would rather fight Broly again than deal with Pikachu’s “cheery battle cries”
• Ash Ketchum trending after posting “Pikachu, return… PLEASE.”
• Whis quietly left the chat, status updated to “Vacation Mode: Universe 6”
PIKACHU’S FINAL MESSAGE?
Before being banished back to Pokémon world, the mouse dropped:
“pika pika 🥊⚡” (Translation: “Y’all need a Thunderbolt to wake up.”)
“Tired of weak anime rivals? Drink coffee with real power levels.”
New “Kamehameha Blend”—so strong it makes Super Saiyan hair stand up.
PAID PROMOTION: Weak fighters rely on Dragon Balls. Legends drink Black Rifle Coffee and handle their own resurrections.
Use code “OVER9000” for 20% off—because some battles shouldn’t need wishes.
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