It’s a cliché to talk about “the most American thing ever, ” but I’m pretty sure this is exactly that cliché.
Planned Parenthood offered free vasectomies and medicinal abortions in an oversized van outside the Democratic National Convention on Monday, giving men the chance to get snipped in as little as 20 minutes – and grab a taco on their way out.
The van, which will also operate on Tuesday, has two separate rooms where patients who filled out a registration form could get the procedure done. The organization had sent out a registration link on Thursday – and all 40 spots for the services were filled by Saturday.
Outside the van was a taco truck, as well as a stand run by the Chicago Abortion Fund, which offered patients goodie bags filled with face masks, candy, painkillers and cards of affirmation.
The Post went inside the van and saw one of the rooms where patients could get the procedures done. It looked like a standard medical office, but tighter due to the limited space.
Planned Parenthood planned on doing “about” ten vasectomies on Monday and a total of 25 medicated abortions throughout Monday and Tuesday, Dr. Colleen McNicholas, the chief medical officer of Planned Parenthood in the region, told The Post outside the truck on Monday.
Vasectomies take about 20 minutes once the procedure starts, she said.
This “emergency abortion van” could be explained by their own logic in some poor black area, where women get pregnant and then say “bitch I ain’t gots no time for no mf abortion” and so they just give birth and then feed the baby crack and it dies. Or whatever sort of horror stories they tell.
But this is not an emergency abortion van, it’s an event sideshow abortion van.
If you’re a normal white slut in America, and you get pregnant by accident, you go get an abortion.
Who the hell is thinking “I need an abortion” and then sees an ad for a circus sideshow abortion and thinks “oh wow, it would be a lot of fun to get my abortion there!”
Dr. Colleen McNicholas
It’s a celebratory, event-based abortion.
I remember when I was a young man, there was a big tattoo convention in my city, and they would do tattoos on the convention floor, and people would say “oh, I’m going to get a tattoo at the convention! That will be fun!” It’s fun because it’s an event, you remember it, whatever.
This is that same thing. “Oh, wow – it would be really fun to have an abortion at the DNC!”
This is how Planned Parenthood is selling it – as a circus type event that’s fun, like getting your ears pierced at the state fair.
What is even going on? How is this real?