Portnoy’s Complaint

Andrew Anglin May 8, 2025

Yesterday, I posted a statement from “Team Anglin” on Dave Portnoy. This was a parody of the actual, real statement that Dave Portnoy posted on his Twitter account explaining why he is having a public meltdown over people making a joke that hurt his feelings.

Despite being labeled “Team Portnoy” to give the impression it was written by some kind of PR team, there is no way anyone other than him wrote that statement. No professional would write like that, nor would any professional think that was good damage control.

The incident began when someone bought a $500 bottle at one of Portnoy’s bars, and was able to post a sign in the bar and wrote “Fuck the Jews.” Portnoy had a complete psychotic meltdown, posting a video claiming he was “literally shaking.” He said he would destroy the lives of everyone involved and also threatened their families.

Even people who don’t really understand the Jewish thing were very confused by this behavior, as Portnoy has framed himself as being against “cancel culture,” and yet cancel culture is exactly what he is doing. The statement above was apparently intended as a response to his fans (he apparently has fans) who are not really impressed with him having an emotional breakdown and wanting to destroy people over a joke that hurt his feelings. He’s continued to dig the hole, posting about the issue every few hours on Twitter.

This is much more egregious than Black Lives Matter type cancel culture, frankly. At least George Floyd actually died. We now know that his murder was a hoax, but the claim that someone was murdered by the cops is a lot different than a joke.

The Jews are now moving to destroy the lives of anyone who even witnessed the sign at the bar.

What if you owned a bar and someone paid you $500 to post a “Fuck White People” sign? Personally, I would not only not have an emotional meltdown, but laugh about making $500 on it.

Jewish behavior is so extreme. They are completely emotionally unhinged and they are vicious and vindictive. And if anyone ever criticizes them, they start talking about the Holocaust, which is exactly what Portnoy is doing. But we’ve all seen them slaughter tens of thousands of innocent children in Gaza and then claim it’s “self-defense.” Who can see that and then believe they were telling the truth about Hitler and the supposed Holocaust?

The Jews have done marketing campaigns saying they have to kill all those kids because they’re homophobic. These are alongside the marketing campaigns they do saying Jesus wants them to kill the kids. And we’re just supposed to trust them about their Holocaust claims, for which they’ve never presented any evidence? Which they’ve used to justify every evil imaginable, while claiming that they cannot ever be criticized, that you’re not even allowed to joke around with them? They’ve also made trillions of dollars off of these Holocaust claims.

Why would anyone believe that bullshit? And even if you did believe it, how could you see these behaviors of the Jews and not think “well, I can certainly see why people would want to round them up and gas them like insects”?

Portnoy has sold himself as edgy and right-wing. He was really against cancel culture when a bunch of girls he was having sex with told the media he choked them and spit in their mouths. He even went around in anti-cancel culture shirts.

He’d long downplayed his Judaism, eating pork and generally pretending as though he was assimilated. But like many or basically all Jews, the backlash in recent years against the genocide in Gaza has caused him to melt down. A few months ago, he went to UFC in a yarmulke and flew an Israeli flag against a UFC fighter who said something that hurt his precious feelings.

That was a precursor to this complete crash-out over the “fuck the Jews” joke sign at his bar.

Ben Cohen of the Ben and Jerry’s ice cream brand went on Tucker Carlson this week and said “I love Jesus Christ.”

I don’t know if Cohen is a repentant Jew or a good person or anything else, but I know that no Jew who doesn’t say “I love Jesus Christ” and completely deny their identity as a Jew is going to end up acting like any other Jew. Portnoy’s assimilation was fake. He was always the same whiny kike with an emotional hair-trigger ready to go nuclear on any “goy” who thinks he has a right to question Jews.

We do not need these people in our country, and in fact, we cannot survive with them in our country. Portnoy’s breakdown is funny, but imagine that people with this same attitude control virtually all of the levers of power in the United States. There need to be laws against being Jewish and these Jews need to be deported to Israel, and then the US government needs to fund Hamas.

Megyn [sic] Kelly is defending Portnoy.

She’s saying that the real cancel culture is being against Portnoy canceling people? I don’t even understand those statements at all, but seriously, that bitch can choke for defending this rat. No one is defending him and she goes out there and does it because he’s rich and I guess she thinks she’s going to get something out of it.

Self-hating Irish need to be called out alongside the kikes.

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