Harry Styles
Harry Styles will do realistic gay sex scenes with David Dawson for the upcoming Amazon Studios film My Policeman.
The explicit display of homosexual masturbatory practices is soon to become one of the defining values of contemporary Western identity.
Is it getting hot in here?
If so, it may be thanks to Harry Styles and producers behind the upcoming Amazon Studios film “My Policeman,” who are promising — count ’em! — two gay sex scenes from the crooner.
Based on the 2012 novel of the same name by British author Bethan Roberts, the story sees Styles as Officer Tom Burgess — a man caught in a sordid love triangle between his wife, Marion, played by Emma Corrin (“The Crown”), and lover Patrick, portrayed by David Dawson (“Peaky Blinders”).
Precious few details about the film have been revealed thus far, save for one extremely juicy tidbit from one “insider,” who told the Sun this week that scenes shared between Styles, 27, and Dawson, 38, are sure to be steamy.
“Harry will be having sex on-screen, and they want it to look as real as possible,” they alleged.
“The plan is to shoot two romps between Harry and David, then another scene where Harry is naked on his own,” the source continued. “Not much is going to be left to the imagination.”
What does “as real as possible” mean?
Does it mean poop?
It just never ends.